Pres. Ben Franklin

Account of the first and Best president. Writer, scientist, inventor, statesman, diplomat, printer, publisher, lover of French women. Is this a parody?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

It looks like #CatturdVersusCatturd may have peaked

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 BRAKING 🚨

The Vatican has finally done the right thing and, at President Trump’s direction, elected an American Pope to be head of Christianity, Cardinal Gary Francis Powers of Chicago. America is the birthplace of Christianity, so this is LONG overdue

Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible, and you know he’s looking down and smiling today

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @Shoneys @RealCarrotTop @jrpsaki @BuschBeer @PeteHegseth @Piggly_Wiggly @meijer @jiffylube @Whitesnake https://t.co/lqvTHVrEVW

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

I find it fitting that after the great American, Jesus, created Christianity 2000 years ago, we finally have an American Pope. The oldest and greatest country is now back in charge of the oldest and greatest religion.

@CatholicNewsSvc @Popeyes

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@3YearLetterman https://t.co/wOfQqef7DF

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

I find it fitting that after the great American, Jesus, created Christianity 2000 years ago, we finally have an American Pope. The oldest and greatest country is now back in charge of the oldest and greatest religion.

@CatholicNewsSvc @Popeyes

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@goodman_mal @durdeninski @ismailomarahlan @MattWalshBlog Mel, you are confused and obviously suffer from a severe case of Franklin Derangement Syndrome. Please get help.

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@Popeyes https://t.co/wOfQqef7DF

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

I find it fitting that after the great American, Jesus, created Christianity 2000 years ago, we finally have an American Pope. The oldest and greatest country is now back in charge of the oldest and greatest religion.

@CatholicNewsSvc @Popeyes

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

I find it fitting that after the great American, Jesus, created Christianity 2000 years ago, we finally have an American Pope. The oldest and greatest country is now back in charge of the oldest and greatest religion.

@CatholicNewsSvc @Popeyes

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@catturd2 https://t.co/EUBLnKakRj

[Traveling Donut @traveling_donut]

New @catturd2 action figure dropping at @ToysRUs, @Target, and @Walmart soon…

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

中国对这些事实非常嫉妒：

美国是：
最伟大的
最自由的
最老的
最强
最健康
最大的
最聪明的
最公平
最平等
最帅
最干净
最安全
最贵族

地球上的国家。

[Traveling Donut @traveling_donut]

New @catturd2 action figure dropping at @ToysRUs, @Target, and @Walmart soon…

[Traveling Donut @traveling_donut]

@3YearLetterman Here you go, Coach

[Traveling Donut @traveling_donut]

@saras76 Like Tammy, the thought of Tulsi being a Russian asset has no legs.

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@3YearLetterman - Get this man on your staff. This would be a great way to cut down on @Gatorade costs for the team. @TractorSupply could become a sponsor.

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@patriottakes I will only accept him as VP if he can finish that whole plate of fries and one more chili dog.

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@edgobeil @3YearLetterman @GobeilBart Amazing! Love seeing my picture on your shirt.

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@TRHLofficial Needs more ratings as helpful.

[Joshua Bryant IX @2manyjoshes]

Director Cheatle has resigned!

Director Cheatle has been in many great movies, including Iron Man 2 and Oceans 11, but today he decided to step down in his role so he can focus on his other love: ceramics.

I'm sad that we'll never see another director Cheatle movie. What are you're favorite past movies with Director Cheatle?

[Ryan B @Network_Guy8]

Yes, yes he is.

[Traveling Donut @traveling_donut]

@iamwesmoore @KamalaHarris I mean, Biden did go out for cigarettes and not come back, so you may be right.

[Pres. Ben Franklin @BenFranklin_FRS]

@TRHLofficial