Ben Gaumond

If you can guess which Guinness World Record I hold I’ll share my lifetime supply of Kraft Dinner with you.

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@chrisbrodies

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If Fight Club was remade today, Project Mayhem’s mission would be to destroy all of Facebooks servers, instead of the credit giants.

I guess twitter, too.

#youAreNotYourKhakis

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@chrisbrodies Sounds french.

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@chrisbrodies @TheBrianDoe I heard that @TheBrianDoe burns styrofoam and tires in his back yard.

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@ActuallyCurtis The entourage wasn’t really there to directly benefit the dinosaurs. It’s not like the lawyer was going to go on retainer for a TRex.

“Your honour, my client doesn’t want to be fed, she wants to hunt.”

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I used to think that older people looked too wrinkly.

Now that I’m older, however, my perspective has changed! 😊

Young people look too smooth.

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@ColeMFHoward

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

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@JoshRaby @lcshorten What you mean “Shitty”?

“Disclosure” was a great read.

Also, you should check out “Jurassic Park”, which was written in the 90’s. It has dinosaurs in it.

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@RachelLeishman @lcshorten Yeah, but in your defence, he’s like really really awesome.

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@peterdebay @chrisbrodies What benefits does one receive for being the proud owner of an ‘Offical’ Trump card?

Can I use it to instant win go-fish?

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@Duckiefucki @Leah19240160 @maxberry1998 @Duckiefucki is right.

We’ve all been trolled.

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@maxberry1998 @suederevived @LJGGMG @honeyytrappp Speaking of ratio…

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@maxberry1998 I guess it you want to be treated like a human, you kinda gotta act like one.

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@maxberry1998 Bro your family is worth 2 million, don’t worry about it.

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@chrisbrodies Cutting *back*?

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@mrbobodenkirk This just made my goddamn week! Glad you’re in the clear, Bob.

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@gornvr Show a kill count as you’re dying.