Ben Watkins

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

@sun7downer - yep.

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

@MaYoMo - Anyone know where I can access the A & E documentary on Truman Capote? Was on Mayomo site but can't see to be able to get on!

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

is already getting job offers. Michael Bay wants me to crayon in his new Transformers script. He wont read it unless it's all in capitals...

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

is finally free of rehab. Good times. Will miss Justin Beiber's home-made hash browns, though... Who's have thought it?

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

howdy all you crazy so-in-so's!!!

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

I fear that marriage might just be a form of friendship recognised by the police.

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found a certain footballer doing something that he shouldn't do. Newsflash!

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is all kinds of confused - how to cut ten pages of script and still build characters?

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

isn't happy with Britney Spears and her bloody Borboskis monkey.

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

thinks it's been a long year. Mickey Rourke picked a fight with me at Rob Schneider's Xmas party and I punched him handsome.

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has got to answer for some of the things he's said. Had to happen some day.

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is alarmed that Tom Hanks thinks that doing a "Dutch Oven" is the best way to conduct contract negotiations.

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Vern Troyer is insisting that he is right to play Gloucester. Good God, the man is persistent.

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has seen a different side to Demi Moore.

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Tom Sizemore was there again. Looks like someone shaved Fozzie drunk and got him drunk.

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Tom Hanks is a man obsessed... with Dutch Ovens. It's no way to run a business deal...

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Have tacked on happy ending and Ron Howard is now interested, as long as Tom Hanks can play the fool... well, it wouldn't be the first time.

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

Bumped in Diablo Cody at Denny's. Tried to as a question about her oscar winning script but ended up mentioning stripping and got a slap.

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Gave Jonathan Nolan a call about the script. Was hoping I could talk to Christian Bale for a cameo with that funny voice he does. No answer.

[Ben Watkins @BenGoodland]

Need to sit down and work on the script. Ashton Kutcher said it was worse than "Just married". I laughed but he wasn't joking.