Ben Howard

Comedian

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@jaydakaiser this is what you want from me

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@FedEx you’re the worst delivery service that currently exists. USPS is better than you.

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If #ChrisRock doesn’t present an award at next years #Oscars while wearing kickboxing headgear, it will be the biggest missed opportunity in comedy history.

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This #NetflixWalkout over @TheoVon’s new special is just ridiculous.

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@markellislive @RottenTomatoes Will Forte all day

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People who make their living siding with one side constantly hate nuance more than the other side. Nuance threatens their position. The other side simply reinforces it. Good comedy should involve some nuance. It’s why it’s often attacked.

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Comedy isn’t supposed to be nice.

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@RMSilvestrini

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I’m on to you, charities…

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@elijahwood any recommendations of good acting coaches in the Austin area?

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There isn’t really anyone funnier than @ComedienneMsPat so watch her new show on @betplus We’re gonna get her on the podcast as soon as we can.

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@KristianHarloff Sushi is highly overrated

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@FedEx you are the worst transportation service available. I’ve had less problems with the USPS and that’s saying a lot. You are a garbage service, and the only good thing you’ve done for the world is help Tom Hanks in Cast Away.

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Did some fun celebrity impressions reviewing #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague
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https://t.co/oVlKLMvSJa

#impressionism #JusticeLeagueSnyderCut #RestoretheSnyderVerese

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@FrankieJ29

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@andrewschulz Mark’s age is TBD: Truth Be Damned

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It’s a tough job market..

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@kirkfox don’t think I didn’t see you in #TheBatman teaser trailer behind that makeup

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@RMSilvestrini Yeah it’s in my top five for sure. One of the best of all time!

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Why is this gif of a 16yr old Henry Cavill NOT the most used gif of all time?