Ben Howels

#Writer and #gym nut. I write #horror #fantasy #scifi #thriller and #MG fiction. Support #ExeterChiefs and #ChicagoBears.

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@BorisTrump6 @thenewZeus2 Try… a… coup…
Do do do do do do
Try a coup
Do do do do do do

And so on.

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@Renevelation @NoHolyScripture While I mainly agree, I know a few well off people who broadly think there is merit to it - just kidding themselves that they’re not purely being selfish. It’s a cloak they happily hide under, closing their eyes so they can ignore the fact that it’s see through.

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

Hahahaha NFL players have NEVER SEEN what Saquon Barkley did this weekend 😂😂

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Rachel Reeves has announced that the #LoanChargeScandal will now get an independent review

Brilliant news

Suicides, bankruptcies and thousands have suffered

Ps Michelle Mone’s husband made millions through selling these financial schemes

#Budget2024

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@RCReed40 Dude, I didn’t realise you could breach that well. Solid effort.

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Amen

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@samatlounge ‘Missinghamsplaining’ or just ‘hamsplaining’ sounds good though! If someone is utterly stupid enough to think you’re mansplaining, then they get hamsplained in response.

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@brclothwrites Hah! Bless you. But don’t worry, I’m a very happy guy, just happily self-effacing. I kinda like being a human Samwise Gamgee. Some days I look good. Some days I look like this guy. Either way, life is awesome, and my wife seems happy!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This wins the internet 🤣https://t.co/yGF4zGkRps

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@klhicks912 Absolutely! The more challenging question for me is whether I’ve ever written good poetry.

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@RJMrgn Reminds me of when we put a gate in our garden to stop the cat getting out…

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Awesome first game, I’m just mega happy that the #NFL is back. Bring on the rest of the season, it’s time. And despite the gif, let’s go #ChicagoBears

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@brclothwrites I’ve got Nina to keep me company. By which I mean, she bullies me for treats/strokes. I even have to settle her on my bed whenever she wants a daytime nap.

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@ICantThinkEm I mean, to be fair, it’s arguably better than anything I’ve ever painted! Awesome first effort. Then again, since I draw (badly) with my left hand, but paint models with my right hand (and no, I don’t know why!) I tend to forgive myself some of my artistic weaknesses…

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@NornQueenKya @Kirioth Saved on weathering powders

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@alexklaushofer Gotta love a good bit of holiday non-fiction. Probably safe to leave it on a sunbed and it’ll still be there for you the next morning…

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@NoContextBrits Calves.