Ben “jussa” Russell

You only lose on the punt when you stop chasing

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There’s only one thing better than an airport beer and that’s an airport dart, how good is travelling #freeing

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Does the Dimma Marvel curse continue?

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Mohammed Siraj showers in board shorts. Get off my head

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I should really invest in a bib #icanneverwearwhite

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More baked than a forgotten cake that I can see the southern cross in England. #wigout

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Drinking problem? I ain’t got no problem drinking

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You can tell a lot about a country by its airport security. Although the weather in Poland is bad, it’s a hot place. #stripsearchplz

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Never seen the fox footy pressure gauge not be off the charts, one would think you should extend the chart.

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They need to build a Colac bypass

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I’m flying with Malaysia airlines, so if you don’t see me again I’ll be floating somewhere in the South China Sea

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Things that rarely happen:
A solar eclipse
India not doctoring pitch
My flight been on fucking time

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Tattoos are great if you want to cry in front of a severely tattooed middle age men

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Got a real Christmas Day feel #AFLGrandFinal

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Watching afl 360 and Sam Draper is more baked than a forgotten cake

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Get off my boy Sean Darcy track, go cook some more tacos #pickonsomeoneyourownsize

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Currently hung on a disabled school bus going to basketball. What is life

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People who turn their headlights on before 5:30 are the weakest people

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Your always 3 off headies

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I drive like Tarzan and park like Jane. I hate underground car parks

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Not a good day to be the cheapest bottle of vodka at iga express