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[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

I'm not joking even a little bit when I say this is my ideal day.

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@Impitoyable @PulpLibrarian I learnt fewer/less late in life but it’s jarring when you hear it

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@dummyfalastini its when your lens gets clouded with protein, it’s removed and replaced with an artificial one or you’d be basically blind in a whole other way

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@Mulverfukka @JakeWeir02 🤣

[Big Chris @Mulverfukka]

@JakeWeir02 Some poor cunt in Newcastle hasn't got his outfit for his wedding day now.

[Agent Cooper @BlackLodgeAgent]

the odyssey

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@AndrewGspeedrun they’re nothing alike, name 14 similarities

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@Ry_Malice @bunburyoudoujp controversial maybe but Watchmen too, faithful adaptation apart from the details of the ending which I think are an improvement

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@QuattroMKII @SgtPotshot isnt that caps lock

[Courtney O’Dell @sweetcsdesigns]

I may have had some toxic girl friendships in the past but at least they never filmed me being airlifted off a mountain with explosive diarrhea and blasted it all over tiktok

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@popsockettie @ketaminebear not seen it but might be Grapes of Wrath

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@Ericrse37986

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@Nerejod @cosmorxn all inclusive means completely free food and drink, he’s paying the same as the family but opted for a single plate

[neil kinnock shady facts @pgflophouse]

When you take the T that turns you into a Rory Stewart

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

So those dates for your diary:

11 July 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 Stamford Bridge revisited

15 July 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷 Falklands revisited

19 July 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 Agincourt revisited

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@1fenlon thank you

[fenlon @1fenlon]

i always felt bad when my teachers had the principal sitting in class to judge them so i would lob softball questions to make them look good

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@DaftLimmy thanks Limmy, good on you supporting your fellow countrymen. We’re in this together!

[Ben🌹 @BenKellylol]

@wrappedaroundme is this to stop people hanging themselves of just flimsy

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@zxCPFC @ChantelSophiaxo twice as long Zack?