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So much for possibilité.

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@Dashmundo I dont do this with ingredients but whenever the heating comes on I sing "The heating's on" to the tune of the 1984 Glenn Frey classic "The Heat Is On". My partner is largely indifferent

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@ScanlanWithAnA The number of these types of confessionals is really heartbreaking. I wish the people who wrote these knew there is always someone who will love them and miss then when they're gone, even if they haven't met them yet

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@Keep_t100 @LozzaFox You've gotta say, the guy has found a hack. You usually have to pay a dom £60 for this kind of humiliation (so I've heard) and he gets it for free every day

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@JoeStephenson96 Have you been to Durham yet? Some absolute top tier shite wetherspoons in the city centre

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@JoeStephenson96

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@CotlerWunsh @alexsobel In truth, you know this is an artist with a long history of standing against state brutality staging an interpretation of one of the most popular albums of all time. So you've wilfully misrepresented this, which suggests you have no real response to the message behind it

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Immigration has enriched our culture, built our economy and changed our nation for the better.

We should be thanking — not demonising — those who have made this country their home.

[Ben @BenLGraham]

Every new Jeremy Vine cycling video looks like this to me

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@JoeStephenson96 Wait are they from liverpool? They never mention this. They should build a museum to commemorate them

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@TPGRoberts This reminds me of the anecdotes from artists of how they used to be able to move to a city & get financial support while honing their craft. We're systematically dismantling the system that allows people to pursue meaningful projects in the name of short term economic input

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@imagegardentrax Why not? Tell your parents the day before 9/11 and have them terrified you're either psychic or an Al QA'eda sleeper agent. Better than $10m in cash

[Ben @BenLGraham]

Microdosing visiting London by buying coffee and a small sandwich in the train station

[Theresa ♿ @TheatreSpoonie]

@brianjaffa @edfringe "cancel culture" in other words, an MP was told her actions and words were vile and that staff didn't want to be present to deal with the obsessive hate she spews daily towards a marginalised group. It's not cancel culture. It's people showing hate the door.

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@mathewclarke Only in Noo Yoik baby!

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@mathewclarke Toast name

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@bartleby_era Feel like I should point out only southern english people talk like that. Northerners are more like to say "Oh aye", "That's champion" or "Smack barm pey wet"

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@ScanlanWithAnA @emceebeere Putting aside G*****r being a total cunt basking in the idea of violence against a trans woman, the real question is, how would he see Eddie using a womans toilet unless he was also in there?

[Ben @BenLGraham]

@mathewclarke I've come round to it but mostly order chinese curry, which suggests I'd probably just prefer an Indian