Ben Lempert

Likes words and stuff.

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@gldivittorio Mike Lawlor is such a tool. I'd expect nothing else from him. But ... even millennial men with excellent politics still make that fashion faux pas. So ... good point.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@anymanfitness Oh they _absolutely_ give honors classes to bad teachers. It's just that the students are usually self-motivated, so they get good results no matter who is teaching them. This scenario allows many awful teachers to convince themselves they're the sh*t.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@Rozzah_2210 Aman

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@Jennnyyyyyy It's 5.25

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@jeremykauffman SAT/GRE as intelligence tests? Are you a f'ing idiot?

(I got a perfect GRE, and I'm stupid af.)

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: ICE agents are reportedly being ticketed by Minneapolis police for every petty infraction possible—including jaywalking, littering, and speeding one mile over the limit—and the police officers keep telling them, “You should have complied with the law, or stayed home.”

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Isaiah Thomas shows his hate for ICE after the Minneapolis 😡🗣️

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

So true!

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@ThatEricAlper Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@ngusdair @TerribleMaps That's a djembe

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@heyyitsjanea Replace the comma with an “and.”

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@vurnt22 Nightswimming

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@DOGE__news Every. single. penny.

[Ben Lempert @BenLempert]

@JoeVirayNBA He is that m*therf*cker

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

*taps the sign*

“Billionaires will leave if you tax them,” is a myth created by billionaires so you won’t tax them.