Ben Lewis

[London RC @TheRealLondonRC]

For a chance of winning one of our awesome @HackettLondon polo shirts visit: http://t.co/e7D60PDqTQ

#bangthedrum

[Karen Devlin @kdnaturalwoman]

all the girls in the office just got this, thought I'd get involved #trendytrender

[Karen Devlin @kdnaturalwoman]

rbs losing money again #bringbackthatcher

[Karen Devlin @kdnaturalwoman]

@MrPeterAndre don't we know it peter! #lifebeginsat40

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

@jamiesedd WOW just watched #dh! shit is most definitely going down! xxx

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

@jamiesedd #dh and devil wears prada most definitely created an ideal evening!

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

@jamiesedd Oh dear! Poor Lanette! x

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

@rosinahowatson not! Fox and a load of the managers got it apparently - pretty nasty stomach bug I think :(

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

@rosinahowatson aw have you got that disease thats going round work?

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

#ReplaceFilmTitlesWithVagina Rise of the dark vagina (credit to @mimiahh)

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

The number of times in the last few days I've thought about tweeting something but not had a phone/laptop within reach

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

Woke up from a truly horrendous migraine and found my family had eaten all their dinner and mine too!

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

-11 degrees, ice and 3m visability in fog makes a really unpleasant drive home

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

Why does snow target me when I'm at work miles away from home?

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

Can't wait to go to uni!

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

It just wouldn't be the #superbowl without a huge vomit inducing wave of american patriotism

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

Hey it's the diamond jubileve

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

NFL players need subtitles on the screen for me to fully understand them

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

Got the song from the really annoying muppets/orange cinema advert in my head :(

[Ben Lewis @BenLewis32]

Whilst transfer deadlines, crises, wars, presidential elections etc. are important, the BBC has this as its lead story http://t.co/4VgzswbP