Ben Macadoo

NY Giants Head Coach. Best hair in the tri state area, mustache hall of famer, once ate a party size spicy Italian sub from subway in one sitting.

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@Giants SUP?

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Somebody get me some fuckin chicken wings and a god damn pastrami sub. Maybe some fuckin cheese fries. And a 2 liter of fuckin dew. Don't forget the fuckin cheese puffs either. FUCK

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Cool fire me because you're wife quivers when she sees my sick hair and mustache. Whatever, I'm the fuckin best to ever do it. Eli is a bum I'll see all you bitches at my ring of honor ceremony. Maybe if you beg I'll let you all kiss my fat white ass.

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@Eflow_74 hey man the underside of my tits are sweating pretty bad... I'm nervous haha, can you bring me some of your special tit sweat powder?

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@DeMarcusWare Shut up has been

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@AdamSchefter @mortreport SOURCES TELL ME YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH SCHEFTER. #fakenews

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@DeRussoGary #FakeNews youll see when geno throws fifteen touchdowns today and I suplex Eli through the Gatorade table

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Tomorrow is game day! New York to California is a long way to listen to Eli whimper in the back of the plane. #NoRagrets

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@LukasLevin @GenoSmith3 I put so much gel in my sick hair to protect me from things like that. Jokes on you nerd.

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WHO THE FUCK DID THIS #FakeNews

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@GlennEricNewton @Redskins @Giants Nobody asked you Glenn!

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I just want to say the allegations of my sexual misconduct in the workplace are #FakeNews. Eli said me fucking him was consensual you saw it. Look at the tape

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@geodudeteaching @Giants I fired my trash can..... ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

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@yun_velli I'm our best player.... look at the tape

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If anybody needs me I'll be in my office eating a pastrami hero and combing my hair.

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Look, I pulled Eli into the office and told him the reason he sucks this year is because he doesnt have sick hair like me. I said slick it back grow a mustache and maybe someday you'll be the boss like daddy (me). He told me to eat a dick. Fuckin guy's uncoachable.

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@brendanopolous Woah buddy, my decision making is fair game but let me tell you right now YOU LEAVE MY HAIR OUT OF THIS

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@NECalhoun @Giants @Yankees @BenMacadoo is to the @Giants what That bill nerd over there in Boston is to the @Patriots. One difference though, @BenMacadoo has such sick hair

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@Mike_Scatt Eli won the super ball..... what years??? Shut your ass up nerd.