Ben Marshall

Ben Marshall

[James Goddard @JamesPGoddard90]

WATCH: The Horrific Moment Two Afghan Invaders Kidnap A British Schoolgirl and then Rape Her!

One of the rapists lawyers said the footage was so harrowing it would cause riots!

Get Every Single One Of These Vile Savages Out Of The UK NOW

[Hayters TV @HaytersTV]

"What's 50 Cent gonna do?"

Conor Benn's funny reaction to 50 Cent coming out with Chris Eubank Jr. before the fight 🤣

[george @StokeyyG2]

Hand Micky Van de Ven the Puskas award immediately.

What on earth have I just seen…

[Jess Caine @jessalinecaine]

Hang him

[Lucy Brown @lucymarionbrown]

Going for a nice stroll in the countryside to take my mind off things

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

WOW. 😮 Djed Spence and Micky van de Ven both walk straight past Thomas Frank at the full time whistle following our defeat to Chelsea…

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

Stev is one of my favorite accounts because he's self admittedly just a dad with an iPhone but he has the composition skills of a visionary film director

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

The story of JERMAIN DEFOE is worth reading:

"I remember during my second season at Sunderland, Louise Wanless, the press officer, told me one day: 'There’s a boy who wants to meet you.' She explained that Bradley Lowery had neuroblastoma and that I was his favorite player. I was like, 'Alright, of course. No worries.' But I had no idea what he would be like. From her description, I assumed he’d be super shy and quiet.

But as soon as he walked into the dressing room, he ran straight to me, jumped on my lap, and hugged me with a big smile on his face. After that first meeting, I asked Louise to put me in touch with the family so I could visit him at the hospital. At first, I went with other players, but then I started going alone. I wanted to spend as much time with him as possible. We had this natural connection, this bond. I still don’t know how to explain it. I got so used to having him at Sunderland that I really struggled after he was gone.

He taught me to appreciate life and the people around me so much more. He changed me, my whole perspective."

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

SAY HIS NAME: Wayne Broadhurst.

A binman. A husband. A local lad who tried to help — murdered on his dog walk.

His alleged killer? A 22-year-old Afghan who came here illegally in a lorry, then granted leave to remain by our own government.

No coverage on ITV. No candlelit vigils. No lectures from politicians about “the epidemic of violence.” Just silence.

Wayne deserved better. Britain deserves better.

[Taz @ItsTaz1989]

The problem is, if someone got up and punched this bloke in the nose, which he sorely deserves, they'd be arrested and not commended for their public service.

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Peter Crouch 🗣️:

"R9 Ronaldo is my idol. Once on holiday in Ibiza I met him. I saw him at the beach, he was drinking beer and had an ashtray balanced on his stomach. Every time he finished his drink, the model who accompanied him would bring him another one.

So I went to see him to take a picture. I was hoping he'd say, "Oh, you're Crouch!" But he had no idea who I was at all. So I took my picture and left, without him knowing I was a footballer."

Quality 😂👏

[Mbogo ya Nduĩki @WambuguWanjohi]

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

[Aaron West @oeste]

bro is EXHAUSTED 😩😭

[Shamboooooolic Woooooootral🎃👻💀🦇🕸️🧟⚰️🧙 @BradfemlyWalsh]

'We've had reports that you've drunk two glasses of normal coke today'

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

Michael Olise doing Michael Olise things! 💫

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

Norwich with the coolest lineup of the month

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Hitting it to 3 feet to possibly win the match after telling the crowd to "shut the f*** up" is kinda sick.

https://t.co/KUVyCcnxgL

[JW @baronlordvader]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: “How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[Paul Wash @paul_wash]

Yes Lowry!!! You tell them Yanks 😂😂 #rydercup

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

I will prioritise Christian culture and identity above any other culture. Christianity must be predominant and celebrated over anything else in the whole country. It must take centre pride. Fit into our umbrella, and you will see that these boundaries are fair and they have worked for the last 1,000 to 2,000 years! The reason it’s not working right now is because the British cultural umbrella is close to collapse!