Ben Mckeever

[Peter Guy @Getintothis]

Sadly, #Everton captain James Tarkowski doesn't have the legs for the Premier League anymore.

He was responsible for gifting Palace several chances last week - and he was at fault for Bournemouth's goal.

Jake O'Brien is quite clearly the obvious partner for Branthwaite.

[Ben Mckeever @BenMckeever]

@catmckeever @TheNCE_ @carolinebagsha5 @alcurry43 @RachelONorth @WomenEd @TKATLDN @drjessm @EllaRobsedu Congrats Sis, very proud of you x

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Michelle Mone & husband have so far run off with £65 million from being in the VIP PPE LANE with a company only days old hiding their involvement.

Arco Ltd employing 1600 as regular provider to govt weren't allowed access.

I'm working with @GoodLawProject to bring you full detail from a treasure trove of leaked data in THE VIP FILES

VIDEO of @DanCardenMP at Select Committee asking excellent question @PutneyFleur

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Conservative MPs, this is what you’d be voting for

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Everton supporter Paul Stratton was brought on to take a penalty in a friendly match against Dynamo Kyiv.

He has been delivering supplies by car to refugees of the Russian invasion in Ukraine 👏

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

hospital protest

[Ben Mckeever @BenMckeever]

@Meheghie Reply to my white musk email please.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

New survey reveals 4 in 10 nurses go without meals or use food banks, but not to worry; we start getting that £350m a week in January.

[Ben Mckeever @BenMckeever]

@bluekippercom @Carabao_Cup 🙏

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

Yup.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

A week today, #AntiSocialBook is out. A day I’ve waited my whole life for.
Pre-orders for a new author can make a big difference in raising a book’s profile & you can do so here: https://t.co/qscDhRxkSy
Thanks
Book Of The Month - The Bookseller
I absolutely loved it - Kit De Waal

[Glenn Wool @GlennWool]

The problem in the UK now is basically we’ve got to get the laziest man in the world to fire the guy who secretly does his job. It’s like we’re alive inside a fable

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Just while I wait for them to have an actual rematch.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Downing St expresses surprise after someone answering a ‘freaks and weirdos’ job listing turns out to be an absolute nutter.

[Elliot Hackney @ElliotHackney]

6 minutes left of extra time at 0-0 in a cup final, Morata is racing through to win the game for Alteti and Valverde snaps him in half for an instant red card, game goes to pens and Real Madrid win.

Professional shithousery at its finest https://t.co/I4lRJpf2jV

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Every single one of these people would cheerfully see you dead if it helped their career in the slightest. To them, you’re cattle. There’s not a single functioning conscience amongst them. These are the faces they’d have if they were watching you being fed into a woodchipper.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

May I ask you to watch this short video I made about the NHS