FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy

*sniffs*

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

@Miaiesd Hey

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Bro is straight up not having a good time

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Cut your old jeans above the knee,
Be a man

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Man if insurance agencies let you rate your experience as a employee danas (csn) collision would be out of business

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

I can charge my phone off of my new coat, what fucked up dystopia future do we live in

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Is any one else worried that the police just lost a street race to a 2012 Honda civic

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

@shealynnexo Ben mcneil and the synthony of bullshit

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Kill your masters

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Looking to add to my cookbook. only accepting family recipes from your grandmother, she must be over 65. I'm calling this chaper onlygrans

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Sudden urge to pack my shit with my girl my cat and my dog and just peace the fuck out, any one feel?

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Befor you get mad I feel the same about watching sports, why play the game when you can watch it and do nothing

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Imagine collectiong baseball cards. It's like collecting pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh,and magic cards but insted of playing the game you just look at them

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Fuck off with the Thanksgiving dinner photos, I Wana see that day 2 left over hot turkey sandwich pics boi

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Any one into the pokemon tcg. I'm getting tired of beating issy

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Ben turns self help base? What?

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

Also if I stopped talking to you sorry pal would love to have a beer with ya soon

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

1: Today I woke up and for some reason I had a feeling of dred like today was just going to be a horrible day

[FriendlyNeighborHoodCarGuy @BenMcloven]

I went to the interveiw, fucking killed it got the job. This is all just the long winded form of me saying "get the fuck out of your own head"