Ben Morgan

[Ben Morgan @BenMorgan410]

You know you're lazy when a cab driver tells you to walk #boston

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"Do you play an instrument?" - "no but I play the female backside pretty well" @bMillr6

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Cheers Ruiz, could have done that for fulham #dyke

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@RichardWells97 I then realised Hugo isn't as well hung as that

[Ben Morgan @BenMorgan410]

@RichardWells97 dude when did you start posing for Japanese mags?

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Kolo, kolo kolo, kolo kolo, kolo kolo Toure

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@su2omer I thought the South Sudanese were better equipped if you catch my drift

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@su2omer in that case The Ukraine here we come

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@su2omer you forgot to mention only middle aged men/ Denis can apply for Hugo's services

[Ben Morgan @BenMorgan410]

@su2omer takes anything up to 12"

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@doveryowen816 no.

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Well played fulham

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If flappy bird had legs, I'd break them

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The Christmas belly that stays till summer/ next Christmas

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Morgan 1-0 ManFlu #hero

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@felixlongbon you don't even care mate

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Tea

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Pretty sure Kyle Walker can't run sideways

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You can tell you've had a lazy day when you stretch a muscle playing FIFA

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Remembered my password #greattimes