Ben Morris

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

For 200$ this thing better know how to throw sauce 20 years of playing hockey I still cant figure it out #flickpass

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

Haters gonna hate...

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

@gcipolla0224

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

It's about that time, to start working on my base tan

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

Im poppin my tongues tonight #southgatestyle

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

I need a haircut or something

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

I'll park in a handicapped spot everytime

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

I could really use a marlboro menthol light right now

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

Just crop dusted a thug at the bar

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

“@HottiesFTW: Go #12! http://t.co/S2OfrXcK” @sicksauce12 good luck tanight #12

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

A spear, slew foot and goalie interference (not called) I contributed in a big win vs the kings last night #💣squad

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

FUCK EDDIE SHAW fucking nerd

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

Austin: "Is it jean Friday at the Renz?

Ben: "Yeah and it's awesome I got the coolest outfit on my floor well besides heather she's dialed"

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

@doubled9er you invite me out on the vessel, I'll drop that fuckin anchor without a shirt on

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

I had a bad day at work, going straight to powerhouse and I HOPE MOLNARS there, if so, im leveling him right in the middle of the place

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

Anyone have a problem if i play in the STA Alumni Game? @K00B44 @subdivision19 @elbowshigh84 Trenton midget BB dont host one...

[Ben Morris @BenMorrisPARODY]

I wish I could throw one of those sweet saucer passes, I've been playing hockey since I was 8 and I still can't do it, fucking pisses me off