Ben Murphy

Everybody Knows You Never Go Full Retard

[Ben Murphy @BenMurph90]

@Mike_kim714 32.3

[Ben Murphy @BenMurph90]

@SenseiCarl_ The kip of his socks

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Everton are an experiment in how many different variations of misery a human can witness without blowing their own head off.

[Liverpool Trojans Baseball Club @LiverpoolTrojan]

A lot of chatter about the new "baseball inspired" kits announced by @Everton

Baseball has a rich history on Merseyside and is still home to the longest running UK club - that's right, it's us.

https://t.co/KMUNQmYcyP

[Liverpool Trojans Baseball Club @LiverpoolTrojan]

The Liverpool Trojans are the Northern Division Champions once again!

[Ben Murphy @BenMurph90]

@TheTommyOrton Bluey is top tier television

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@_CHUNK__ @formularacers_ Absolutely stealing a living

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@_CHUNK__ @formularacers_ Shambles of an event so far

[Connor @ConnorBennett14]

Essentially

[Dylan @efcstaffo]

There’s only one option left. @Everton

[Ben Murphy @BenMurph90]

@Krispo1878 Lacinia Traore?

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@_CHUNK__ @gamesyouloved That sounds legit

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@EngineMode11 It is Southport though

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@hasp1989 The painted ladies on hope street

[Ryan 👽 @Dixie_Deano]

Had to do the Titanic going down with Z-Cars playing on the violin, actually made me quite sad making this then ☹️ #EFC @Everton

[FinKitch @FinKitch]

Supporting Everton is joyless

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

This man put the heating on so high he cooked himself medium rare

[Ben Murphy @BenMurph90]

@Krispo1878 This one hits hard

[Krispo @Krispo1878]

Dear Twitter, anyone know what these are that have started appearing?