Ben.

I flak for Army recruiting and coach crew. GS-∞. Gimme pressure.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@Acyn Sick “burn” chuck.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@mattyglesias

[Ben. @BenNewell]

Truly mystified as to why my family is being served Ritz-Carlton yacht collection ads. You cannot even find a quote to estimate how many lifetime earnings it would take you to “step aboard”.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@RAF_Luton One day the sleeping fighter manufacturing plants in Lancaster, Ca will awaken, shudder, and issue forth more of these fearsome aircraft. The world will tremble.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@janecoaston John the Revelator? Sung with vocal fry.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@KUSINews That’s too bad. This looks like a 4-lane with basic bike lanes on either side. Would suggest neutralizing this headline and tweet a little bit so it doesn’t sound like the cyclist sought out a collision with a 1/2 ton pickup.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@TBrown_80 @jaketapper By and large, no, because “pop culture that came before each generation” is a moving point in time and not fixed in 1983. Gen z/a have a lot of 90s nostalgia. Speaking for all millennials, we yearn for a return to ragtime and the top-hat.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@SomeWelder Do you think ending access to free preventative care for people, regardless of their inherent moral character or motivation to work, will increase or decrease the costs you and your family pay for insurance, copays and medication?

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@MarcGoldwein Is there a word in math/statistics for the space between two numbers you can use common fractions and percentages to describe? Like 20-21% is doinkle 1/5th while 19-20% is antedoinkle 1/5th.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@AaronMehta Wholesome chain reaction.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@mattyglesias This is inscrutable.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

What if there were also tariffs between the states, and even counties and if you so choose, between households? Tariff signals between the right and left hemisphere of your brain.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@AaronMehta Nice to see these types of videos dropped by the service in a timely manner. Also; wut, no Eeeeegle as 4th Gen avatar?

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@daithaigilbert @kellymakena Maybe consider calling them auditors, inspectors, consultants, quislings, knaves, imvasive species, spike proteins, implants, foreign bodies, free radicals, untethered quants. Operatives is a noun that doesn’t quite capture their origin and raison d’etre.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

In what year would astronauts stranded in space for 8 months and 22 extra days have been more of a National News Event? I’m thinking daily check-ins. Counter clocks. Nightly news interviews. What year did this stop being a deal?

[Yoni Appelbaum @YAppelbaum]

The Pentagon flagged an image of the Enola Gay—the B-29 that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima—for removal, on DEI grounds, because of its name.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

5 bullets? There were only 4 workdays last week.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

I guess we’re all provinces now. C’est la vie.

[Ben. @BenNewell]

@jmhorp @JessicaBRiedl We could write a bill to bill how we bill the bills.