Ben Oczkowski

Rocket ship enthusiast, yoghurt expert, mother-wife to all, best.

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@B3Jess rude.

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@B3Jess excuse me?

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@ClaudiaLabahn oh lord

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@ClaudiaLabahn not nobody...

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@EmilySehl you have a cat?

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@ClaudiaLabahn that's mine sweeper. Duh.

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@JaneOzkowski this is why we could never live together.

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@tianescott this is how I feel most of the time.

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@JaneOzkowski calcium

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Serial narcissists.

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Talking goat gestation.

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@ClaudiaLabahn stay classy not trashy y'all.

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So people are actually so stupid and I hate it. #ihateit

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@rupaulbots where in the world is carmen sandiego?

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I like wood. It is an interesting thing. It taste.

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It didn't work.

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My physiology prof once told me you could drink away a cold. I am going to test his theory. #billnye

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If leggings were pants they would be called...'pants'. #pantz

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Spitting should be outlawed. #no.don't.stop

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Just saw a highway sign that read "And on your right, eternity. Meadowvale Cemetery." #what