Ben Pankau

Sports Enthusiast and wanna be comedian. King of the coldest takes and hottest burns.

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@MaledegaNights My first born will be named Darius if they do

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@MaledegaNights Lips of an Angel

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@CadenWard03 I’ll make an exception if I see you in Cumming!

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Not wearing any green today. Totally blanked that it was St. Patrick’s day. Any grown ahh man that pinches me will be catching hands. #respectmydecision

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I get over stimulated easily

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@MaledegaNights And after watching do yourself another favor and watch it again.

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There’s no way Steven Bradley Perry (Gabe Duncan) was matching Sabrina Carpenters freak back in the day

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I e got the biggest smile on my face watching lemonade mouth right now.. #happyasf

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If you haven’t watched Hamnet yet, what are you doing?? Literal masterpiece…
#soflippingood

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@MaledegaNights I will recover with time..

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Just bawled my eyes out while watching a movie. Thank goodness nobody was here to see me lose aura like that.

#chalant #softie #greatfilm

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@MaledegaNights This take also applies to movies… I have recently fallen for Poppy in ‘People We Meet on Vacation’

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@CadenWard03 You just get me

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This Valentine’s Day marks my 6th V-Day in a row that ya boy is single.. it’s okay I’m okay as Tate would say. So in honor of such a feat, I will be buying myself 24 pack of miller lite to celebrate.

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That Paddy vs Gaethje fight was unbelievable.. script came straight from a creed movie. Fight of the year and it’s only January. #UFC324

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@CadenWard03 Okay okay maybe second most… #mailman

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Just saw a tik tok edit and it has come to my attention that Fernando Mendoza might be the most likable CFB player of all time.

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@CadenWard03 Worst way to start the new year. Top 3 worst day of my life

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The fact that K-pop Demon Hunters is still in the Top 5 movies on Netflix really speaks volumes to how good it was.

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How about the cameras go back to that Miami cheerleading squad amiright???🤣🤣