What happens when you die:
They divide up your shit.
They summarize your life in 500-1000 words.
People who knew you less say sorry to people who knew you more.
Everyone eats, drives home, and wakes up the next day and goes to work.
Whatever you’re worried about won’t be in those 500 words.
You can dare greatly or not at all, but you’re gonna die either way.
Might as well squeeze every motherfucking drop out.
Putin delivers a message to the West. "The truth is that the problems you are facing now are the result of years of actions by the ruling elites of your own countries." "They do not think about how to improve your lives. They are obsessed with their own selfish interests and excessive profits."
Drake’s ICEMAN is aging like a prophecy 😭
. Rick Ross caught flying economy
. LeBron switching teams (again)
. ASAP Rocky wearing a thong
. Kawhi returning
. Jay-Z doing countless interviews and hitting the net for some love
Every few weeks another bar starts looking less like a joke and more like a spoiler🥶
The Grand Theft Auto VI: Ultimate Edition amplifies the deepest and most immersive GTA experience yet with an exclusive collection of premium vehicles, weapons, apparel, and action threaded across all aspects of Jason and Lucia’s story.
Pre-order now: https://t.co/7gUj6s6uhi
#Rockstar decision to not sell physical copies of #gta6 is a strategic business move. Everyone who wants the game will pay what Rockstar demands, eliminating the need for buying used copies from exchange stores.
Drake’s ‘ICEMAN’ has now surpassed 1 BILLION streams on Spotify 📊
It becomes his 18th project to reach the milestone, extending his own record for the most of any artist in history.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Breakfast Club Liberal host Charlamagne Tha God is facing backlash after fans resurfaced posts of him praising R. Kelly’s sex tape with underaged minors and claimed “The fountain of youth can be found within teenage vagina’ on November 28, 2010.
The Pope has time to:
-Drive a Ferrari
-Visit a mosque in Africa
BUT
He’s too busy to go to Nigeria where Christians are being murdered by muslims.
WORSE POPE EVER.
If Drake didn't go #1, the internet would've clowned him for months. Instead, Janice STFU goes #1, he breaks Michael Jackson's record, and now y'all are doing Olympic-level mental gymnastics and analyzing technicalities just to discredit it. Pure bad faith.