Ben Rates Beans

I rate beans, photos of beans, videos of beans, and on my birthday, audio of beans.

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0/10. Corrupted by corrupted flesh

[Matt Whamden @team_hateduck]

@BenRatesBeans, do you play them video games?

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1/10. Beans corrupted by flesh. 1 point for beans staying in the picture. #TheBeansStayInThePicture

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

If it’s Goya, it has to be good.
Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno.

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0/10. We had a good thing going, Candace. You could have bean the one.

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

My (30 F) boyfriend (28 M) told me is pursuing a "beanatarian" diet, in which he only eats beans, and gets angry when I say it isn't a healthy choice.

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I miss the writing of classic cinema. Waiting for Guffman: 7/10. Beans cursed by flesh, and given too little screen time. https://t.co/lp6tFM8dkF

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@team_hateduck 256/1024. This repair tech needs to be fired if he can’t recognize this incredibly common storage technique.

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@team_hateduck @DeathBlondie The bean community does not recognize that name.

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@team_hateduck Please do not try to cook those beans.

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@DeathBlondie I would rate this statue a 2, but not a 2/10; instead, it’s 2 good 4 this world.

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@DeathBlondie Please stop submitting photos of Harvey Weinstein.

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@DeathBlondie I’m afraid I can’t accept any of these, as BenRatesBeans is an equal-opportunity bean rater. Since baked beans have reached a certain level of digital ubiquity, placing them as a profile/cover photo would work against our goal to promote diversity in the bean rating community

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@team_hateduck But I try to avoid religion on this account, so 0/10 for improper separation of beans and state.

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@team_hateduck An all-beans earth is a waking dream forgotten in realities long-passed-by, buried by time and forgotten by nature. Only in embracing the Old Gods do we ever hope to one day see the Great Beanopolis rise from the ocean depths and return this world to its true form. All Hail Beans

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@team_hateduck @AEWrestling 7/10. Great addition, but also at a great risk to the health of the beans. Hope it pays off.

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@team_hateduck 4/10. Too much milk, not enough beans. Also, try less sugary beans and more savory beans for a better start to the morning.

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@team_hateduck 0/10. No beans, all lies.

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@DeathBlondie @BoogalooWyo @citizenhush 6/10. Who has the patience to wait long enough to freeze beans before eating them?

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Sure, I could use my stimulus check to pay my rent, orrrrrrrr:
https://t.co/G8N2qW02T3

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@FugginCraig @AndroidAuth Digital beans are the future. In the distant future, 2021, all will be beans.

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@team_hateduck You must protecc the beans, but also must keep them close by for strength in case of attacc.

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@DeathBlondie No.