Ben Reimnitz

[Ben Reimnitz @BenReimnitxi]

II’m aI’m afraid time is running
P’ll faint awake and finally sleep and grow.
Eut it in me watch my glow
.ven if poison has the same effect as love
Ai command myself to feel alive
T lineage of emptiness and lies
he thorns on my head have abided their roots

[Ben Reimnitz @BenReimnitxi]

@SandaTeichgng i was not prepared for what just happened at the end

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@SynthiaPemxx7i There are exactly two hidden references in this and zero people found both

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II am fifteen. At 14 I went on “Wizz” (essentially a dating app for teens), and kept flirting with people I didn’t really like. I was really insecure about how I hadn’t had my first kiss. used a guy in order to have my first kiss and I think I deserve to die

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@LashaundaSnt The bookmark button was literally made for content like this

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@PiaRuyzn9dl i swear something is extremely wrong with the reflection

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今日、夜ごはんの後に彼氏が「なんかお腹空いた」と言い
他にわたしが買ってきている別のカップ麺があるにも関わらず
母がわたし宛てに仕送りしてくれたカップ麺を
「これ食べていい？」と聞いてきました
今回が初めてではなく何度か同じことがあります…

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@IrvinIlles2f the way this was put together shows real skill

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@NoraNotleytr i tried to explain my reaction to this and words failed me entirely

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BWecause all he got was a little commemorative plaquehy was the dentist disappointed with his long service award?

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@FarahKnuth why is everyone in the quotes acting like this is the greatest thing ever? it's mid

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운용을 너무 잘해서 상폐되는 ETF…
애초에 액티브 ETF인데 상관계수 0.7은 너무 빡센거 아닌가…단일 레버리지는 냅두고ㅠ

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@ClaudetteSqyoh I slowed this down and what I found in the mirror is actually insane

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@JohnathanMtigh If you could only save one video from your timeline it would be this right...

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@PaulettaBrlnzc adding this to my "things That made my day better" collection

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캐디를 하고 싶어하는 분들께 알립니다
제발 그냥 200만원 중반 받는
평일에만 일하고 주말에 쉬는 직장 다니며
따박따박 저축하고 사세요...
술 좋아하면 골프장 캐디 더욱더 하지마...
맨날 술먹고 또 술 좋아하는 언니들끼리
또 술먹고 계곡가서 술먹고 바다가서 술먹고
이러고있음...

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@RositaLobscf8g the fact that someone made this without ever meeting me is suspicious

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It had come out that Ethan was Sam Bennett’s son and Gwen was the one it came from. When Ethan found out, he broke up with her and told her he’d never marry her and that she’d ruined his…

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@OnaSibbald0hll wait go back to 0:13 and tell me that's not intentional...

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@MargMacnabyr i'm supposed to be working but here i am watching this on repeat