Ben Rothenberg

PARODY account of self proclaimed tennis journalist Ben Rothenberg. Ex NY Times writer who everyone hates. Dangerously unathletic. A literal fart.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@Dr_CorbinCWong I don't care. I'm already sold and will be buying the top and the skirt

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@diobrxdx He's my son. I taught him everything he knows. Proud of you @Gill_Gross don't listen to this random page.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@_claymagazine She's like the female me. You go girl @jessicaschiffer

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@pavyg You think about me a lot don't you?

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@swingvolleyy You're doing the right thing. Can I interview you for my article later?

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@BarclayCard18 Thanks Scott. I'll be giving you that blow jay when I'm in London in a couple of weeks. You're a good solider.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@JomTones12 Me and @jessicaschiffer have both mentioned it. We will not stop. Currently holding back tears but Zverev won't get away with this. New article coming soon.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@jessicaschiffer We still writing that joint hit piece on Zverev later? Call me.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@rolandgarros @atptour You are on my mega shit list Flavio. Well done.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@muchovestie I could beat him blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back on my knees

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@pavyg @rolandgarros Currently taking a poop and writing an explosive article about Zverev in the Philippe-Chatrier restroom. I'll keep you posted

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@BenRothenberg Anyone disagreeing with me can kiss my fat Jewish ass. I stand by what I said.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@mensik_jakub_ You are on my shit list pal. Now I have to watch Zverev win tomorrow. Do you know what you've just done?

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@TheSharpeEnd @BenRothenberg Thanks for the shout James! Fun fact: I wrote that while on the toilet!

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@rolandgarros Hot diggity dog zverev is handsome as ever

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@rolandgarros Big rump on the fella too

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@jessicaschiffer Heckin gosh why wait? I already told my niece's and nephews about this

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@josemorgado @VanityFair Hecky gee wiz golly that tight butt is hypnotizing

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@TennisTV Gee heckin wiz Arthur has a fat peach

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothemberg]

@BastienFachan @jmgmoron Credit? Do you give credit?
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[TENNISCentel @TennisCentel]

I steal tweets 🤤 and because I've faked my way to a big following, big accounts like @TennisTV @usopen @wta assume I'm a social media expert so they hire me!! I'm getting paid by for stealing other people's work/ideas!! yay meeeee