Ben Sheldon

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[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

Jokes when moomoos bouncers stare at your ID when you're 20 but let 17 year old girls in without ID

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[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

Not been on Twitter for nearly a year, but thought I’d sign back in to say fuck you to the European super league

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@MattFinneyy @AlexFurms @virginmedia 😂😂😂

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@AlexFurms looks like you g

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America is an insane country, how is Donald Trump president it absolutely baffles me

[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

@AlexFurms You saying that just reminds me of when you tried to two foot that kid when we was playing footy 😂😂

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Hate it when people tweet shit like ‘how can you tweet about football when people are dying of coronavirus’. If all you do is talk about the shitty virus all the time it’s depressing as fuck. Football is a welcome distraction in my eyes

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@elouiserose_ Not in every day life though haha

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@elouiserose_ Right now I’m picturing one of those cartoon characters who’s just been suprised by something and their eyes are hanging out their face 😂surely that’s not happened in real life hahahaha

[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

@elouiserose_ Excuse me? 😂

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@elouiserose_ Normally I’d be joking but Sulawesi is a place I’m thinking of going to 😂not everyone there is like that though hahaha

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@elouiserose_ Can’t wait to go there

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Feel like everyone’s started exercising more since lockdown yet I’m exercising wayyy less 😂

[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

@elouiserose_ You’re so weird you are 😂

[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

Can’t wait to bang out the new Toronto 3 tommorow to get me through my good Friday shift

[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

@elouiserose_ Think she knows seeing as I’ve got my speaker playing to distract from being awake 😂

[Ben Sheldon @BenSheldon96]

My sleeping pattern has been an absolute joke since being in isolation