Ben Simpson

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

British economy snapshot over the last 4 years:

Gas: +94.1%
Electricity: +78%
Fuel: +49.3%
Airfares: +34.4%
Hotels: +37.8%
Groceries: +25.0%
Eating out: +26.5%
Baby food: +26.3%
Dog food: +58.1%
Rent: +25%
Used cars: +30.5%
Public transport: +18.7%

Real average weekly earnings: -2.8%

The UK population is being killed

Source: ONS

[Keiran Hamilton @KeiranHamilton]

@SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers Don’t worry lads I’ll take your ticket off your hands unluckyyy you cheating bastards

[Douglas McDougal @DougMcdoug__]

Ya doing great #SpyGate #Boro #SaintsFC

[Britain People @Britain_People]

Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed #expenses of £2,332 for heating last year and £2,474 the previous year.

Retweet if you think he should pay his own utility bills.

[32Red @32Red]

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[Ben Simpson @BenSimpson97_]

@32Red #32Red

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Laughing at us.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The wealth of UK billionaires is up by £106,500,000,000 in the pandemic.

But instead of making them pay more, the Tories are raising National Insurance, hitting low paid & young workers the hardest.

Social care should be funded with a wealth tax, not a tax on the working class.

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

While everyone is arguing about nightclubs, unacceptable pish like this goes largely unnoticed and unchallenged.

[ßeatloaff @Beatloaff7]

Well done to all involved in the decision making

[rob howes @howes_97]

Happy Birthday bro @Robwalton15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ben Simpson @BenSimpson97_]

@ladbible @gstanwick

[Ben Simpson @BenSimpson97_]

@howes_97 @ROUNDTHEBEND__ 🤣🤣🤣

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Arthur Masuaku of West Ham trying to pronounce Shed Heads is the funniest thing you will see today. Honestly. 😂😂 https://t.co/ctaZaPhRmt

[Ruben Loftus-Cheek @RLC]

When you realise Instagram is down... 😂😂😂 @_DeclanRice @masonmount_10 #instagramdown

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Mason Mount waking up Declan Rice on holiday is the best thing you'll see today. 😂

[Tom Little @tomnotsolittle]

The words that on so many lips well said by this lady let get her Heard all over RETWEET ‼️

[Chamatkar Sandhu @ChamatkarSandhu]

When the DJ drops "Lean Back"