This is what (D)emonrats do when they're not slaughtering babies, castrating little boys, chopping the breasts off young girls, celebrating at a kamala rally or murdering Trump supporters #txlege
@jamiedupree@SafetyIsBoring Nothing screams legit like unloading 100s of thousands of ballots at 3am from the back of rental vans after telling everyone to go home ๐๐คช๐คก
@MikeHowton@KatMcKinley They can't predict the path of a storm that is 12 hours offshore but they are convinced about events 12 years from today ๐๐คช๐คก
@RossSchumann@ben_fergy@lyndonbajohnson Democrats always project their unquestioned obedience of their cult onto conservatives. They aren't able to comprehend diversity of thought.
@charliescenish@jmontforttx Strap on your magical mask, crawl back inside your plexiglass fort and wait until you're told it is safe to come out for your next injection ๐ท๐๐๐คช๐คก๐
So I became a victim of road rage today.
Some guy driving a big jacked-up Ford F-350 dually with chrome wheels tried cutting me off on my way home from work and I didnโt let him in. Asshole break checked me and made me pull off onto the shoulder to avoid hitting him.
The guy pulled over onto the shoulder and promptly exited the vehicle and started marching toward me. Very masculine gait with a determination in his eye I havenโt seen since Kurt Russell portrayed Wyatt Earp in Tombstone.
As I was preparing for the worst of the confrontation, I failed to recognize that this virile individual was none other than James Talarico! I was shocked!
James knocked on my window and demanded I roll it down. Not wanting to escalate the situation, I complied.
James didnโt skip a beat and proceeded to tell me if I didnโt learn how to drive heโd beat my dick off! I said whoa, partner, youโre coming off kinda strong with the language. Dudes donโt usually employ that sort of metaphor when leveling threats are other dudes.
He got all huffy and walked back to his truck. As he drove away, he yelled โTrans women are women!โ Thatโs when I noticed he had a bumper sticker that said โRolling coal and blowing trannies,โ and one of those bull balls things hanging from his hitch, but it was sequined like a disco ball.
Iโll be sure never to get in James Talaricoโs way again!
@DanielAldersTX ๐ I remember like 30 years ago when the news stations showed these temps on the map the colors were yellow and they used sun emojis with smiles. Now it's these blood red with fire emojis ๐ค