50 Seasons Celebration Weekend just got even bigger!
Be at @TMobilePark on Friday, August 7, for our first-ever Alumni Home Run Derby presented by @Muckleshoot_C, immediately following our matchup with the Rays (moved up to 6:40 p.m.)! #Mariners50
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Well, it's official — the Mariners announced an Alumni Home Run Derby, and somehow I made the list. 😂⚾️
I've taken a few swings in derbies over the years and gotten lucky a time or two, but that was a while ago. The current training regimen is mostly vibes, snacks, and pretending my back doesn't make a noise when I bend over. If you hear a loud crack on August 7th, it's either a home run or me pulling something important.
Either way, the beard's coming. Come on out — it's gonna be a fun one. 💥 #GoMariners #HomeRunDerby
Did you guys notice how now that Biden is out and Trump is the oldest candidate we've ever had, the media stopped talking about age as part of the election?
Not to mention totally ignoring his criminal convictions and that he's probably going to prison next month.
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY:
1789-Congress Proposes The Bill of Rights
1875-Billy the Kid Escapes Jail By Climbing Out Chimney
1965-The Beatles Cartoons Debut on ABC-TV
1979-EVITA opens on Broadway
2024-National Quesadilla Day
1951-I am born in Oakland, California