ben webb

[ben webb @BenWebb69]

an ex-colleague came into work today. my boss asked him how the stairlift industry was. i said ‘up and down’. and they both completely ignored what i believe to be my best joke of 2019 so far

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@WayneP8328 @LobAllan touch grass immediately

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@RefusenikMuddle @LobAllan and if you lose signal

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@JTakesSports @LobAllan god i feel such a twat now

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@WayneP8328 @LobAllan was using it as an excuse for speeding so just proves he was waffling

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@rob18244 @shornKOOMINS 😂😂😂

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@DaddyLoveGuru couple means two btw

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@MMarsh51899 @Crewefan87 @OnlyBangersEth its

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@easylikepheezy darius

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@BoneheadsPage

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@RVA__Moses i didn’t even see that tbf, it’s basically forgotten about here, random that it’s mentioned in this

[ben webb @BenWebb69]

Wembley live docu CONFIRMED #oasis

[ben webb @BenWebb69]

@SSLlDEAWAY @NoelGallagher i asked him this a couple of years ago for HFB and it wasn’t a NO

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Hating The Beatles is the sign of a weak mind

[ben webb @BenWebb69]

seek employment

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Many fans have gathered outside Hogwarts Castle at Universal Orlando to raise their wands in tribute for Dame Maggie Smith.

(via: @AnniesUniUpdate)

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@richardajkeys old codger

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

You don’t want an Oasis reunion because you’ve made the point of not liking them a massive part of your personality, I don’t want an Oasis reunion because I’d need to somehow get 3 months off work and sell my parents house without them knowing.

[ben webb @BenWebb69]

@MailOnline thanks for that