an ex-colleague came into work today. my boss asked him how the stairlift industry was. i said ‘up and down’. and they both completely ignored what i believe to be my best joke of 2019 so far
You don’t want an Oasis reunion because you’ve made the point of not liking them a massive part of your personality, I don’t want an Oasis reunion because I’d need to somehow get 3 months off work and sell my parents house without them knowing.