The Wellerman

🇬🇧 I have come to bring you sugar and tea and rum ☠️ Abbie ❤️

[The Wellerman @BenWellerEvans]

Who needs friends when you have a Dragonite

[G @Gideoomatic]

60m for Lacroix ffs there needs to be an intervention, this can't continue

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Doomsday arrives December 18th.

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[Manchester United @ManUtd]

He's here.

Welcome to the United family, Youri 🔏❤️

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Elliot Anderson — €136m.
Ayyoub Bouaddi — €100.

That's €236m on just two signings, with one of them being an 18-year-old.

This is the same team hit with 115 corruption charges yet NOTHING has been done about it. No transfer bans. No points deduction. No financial fines. No stripping of titles won during the investigated period. No expulsion or suspension from the league.

Instead 3 years later, what we get is more and more heavy spendings like never before.

This is City putting it on everyone's faces that 'we will do whatever we like and no one can do anything about it because we have wealthy and powerful people controlling the decision makers'.

Indeed, it's a shame that this is happening to the supposed 'best league in the world', but most importantly, a MASSIVE shame to the FA for not doing anything about this to stop this football corruption and rot.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Dreams do come true.

@04Andrey is proof of that 🔏

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[LFCJ 🫪 @NOTLFCJ__]

Peace out man. What other sports are good?

[SCOOP. @AcademyScoop]

Yeah get this young gent to Old Trafford immediately

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

All the worst, mate. @Sanchooo10

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

How much was submitted and rejected?? Or it’s only a United player you will disclose the price?????

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WELCOME TO THE PATRIOTS A.J. BROWN‼️

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Roy Keane is a pathetic f**king cunt, who would have thought eh...

This is a sad way to go out but he is genuinely a terrible terrible person and no wonder he has fallen out with every guy who has an IQ that's not room temperature.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

I hope the entire United team plays just for Bruno's record assist in the next match (which they weren't in the game vs Forest) just to make Roy Keane lose his shit even more.

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

[J…. @yehblitzed]

Sir Brighton and Hove, we will give you a 7-1 victory in exchange for one Bruno corner assist @OfficialBHAFC, deal?

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

They need to take Gary Neville off Man Utd games. It’s an awful listen.