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[Ben @BenZaruba]

Tyty? The man who was double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon??? While the sun was still out????

[Jonathan Givony @DraftExpress]

New 2022 mock draft and stock watch on ESPN, with @Mike_Schmitz. Here's the top-10. Full 58-pick breakdown with projected NBA standings: https://t.co/4nbL30vkdm

[Ben @BenZaruba]

There are some wild takes on tik tok. I saw a comment that said “Henry Cavill is hot because he’s passionate about his hobbies.”

Uhhh sure the exceptionally handsome, muscular, 6’3 movie star with an English accent is hot because he’s really in to world of Warcraft. Got it.

[Ben @BenZaruba]

@bilalsohalal Lmaooo dude like every time I walk out the door I lock it, then unlock it, go back in and make sure the stove is off. It’s like a ritual at this point😂

[Ben @BenZaruba]

Living alone just means you constantly worry that you accidentally left the stove on

[Ben @BenZaruba]

“Only invest money you are prepared to lose” ok how am I supposed to get rich by investing $10

[Ben @BenZaruba]

Don’t make me become a mavs fan :/

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

🚨 New food drop at @ToyotaCenter tonight!

🌭 Jumbo mac 'n cheese hot dog with fruit loops and bacon.

🔥 Exclusively outside section 114.

🤔 Who's trying one?

[Ben @BenZaruba]

I’m perpetually single but dammit I’m a sucker for a good love song

[Ben @BenZaruba]

Wrote the date for the first time and got the year correct. 2022 is off to a tremendous start.

[Ben @BenZaruba]

I hope you cold weather maniacs are happy with yourselves. You asked for this nonsense

[Ben @BenZaruba]

Don’t hand me the aux if you aren’t prepared to listen to the entire discography of Kacey Musgraves

[Ben @BenZaruba]

How will the billion dollar company I work for stay afloat if an entry level employee like myself stays home when I’m sick?? Hmmm??? Explain that liberals.

[Ben @BenZaruba]

I’m agnostic because I like playing both sides

[Ben @BenZaruba]

I go to the gym a lot and yeah I might not be strong and yeah I might not have six pack abs and yeah maybe my cardio isn’t great

[Ben @BenZaruba]

I used to play basketball in boxers and the fact that there’s no lasting testicular damage is nothing short of a miracle.

[Ben @BenZaruba]

@henniewise Mine was alright but at least I had the song to fall back on.

[Ben @BenZaruba]

Taylor swift really had to make 22 a magical age and here I am at 24 like a fucking bum

[Ben @BenZaruba]

Dear drivers,

Just fucking go

Sincerely,
Every pedestrian

[Ben @BenZaruba]

My scale switched to kilograms and idk how to change it back so I guess I gotta learn the metric system now

[Ben @BenZaruba]

Dude was like 5’8 he wasn’t going anywhere

[Ben @BenZaruba]

I may like piña coladas but I do NOT like getting caught in the rain