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@tacobell the dollar enchirito is a myth

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@alyankovic come to the Antique Marketplace in Bangor tomorrow before the show. We will give you a big discount on all purchases and we sell authentic Amish Hats! #amishparadis

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28th Amendment to the US Constitution:

The right to vote is restricted to only those who can bench press 315 pounds.

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@dash_eats Read this:

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@terrell_pegues @14_0productions You deserved to be on first team all-state. You were the best running back in DIII Non-select. I think you set new school records for single season rushing yards and touchdowns. I’m so proud of how well you and your team played all season. Congratulations Terrell! Go Wolverines!

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@hollowearthterf @tj88ily It’s a graded continuum.

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I’ve got ChatGPT writing lowball offers on marketplace.

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@RedPillMediaX @BradleyMartyn @RyLiberty Whitney Webb knows more about Epstein than Ryan Dawson. She wrote the book on him. That’s who Bradley should interview instead of Ryan.

@_whitneywebb

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@dash_eats Is this why you invited @_whitneywebb to be a RS guest?

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I’ve got six Persian rugs in the car and the cleaners is closed today.

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Imagine this written in cuneiform.

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@loubie If the negotiations fail on Monday, the retaliation will be immense. ICBMs will be used—likely armed with conventional warheads.

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@wigger Here’s a softball. Tell us about your recent standup tours and tell us something remarkable about the cities and places you performed.

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@kpsardar @ChartingProdigy Right, I think this is the third week in a row he’s called a bottom. Now watch him attack your comment in 3…2…1…

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@ChartingProdigy Ron, to be fair you were predicting both and didn’t indicate what you thought would occur first.

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@JjjBbb793941 @ChartingProdigy @Lone_wonderor Tomorrow, before congress!

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@WebsterGTarpley I have bad news. You are a dinosaur, doc. Nobody listens to you anymore. You broadcast and tweet into the chthonic void. History is depositing a layer of reality above your shiny bald head and you will be preserved like an index fossil used to derive ancient seafloor temperature.

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@JDVance

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@elonmusk @NickJFuentes @justachillgroyp X is perfect now! Thank you for fixing everything on planet earth!