Ben Archer

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@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @MicahRichards @FootballCliches "fancy screens"

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@SkySportsPL @FootballCliches

"...what we call, BARE BONES!" 🦴

Beautiful that he clocks himself, knowing he's going to use a phrase his Dad used iconicly for years!

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@xGPhilosophy @FootballCliches

I'm sure the language of xG isn't high on the priority list Adam, but I'm not having "deserved" in this context. Not having it one bit. 😆

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@MattDaviesAdams Bark-ing up the wrong tree with that gag Matt

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@FootballCliches

Yep...

...something intensely distressing about this iteration of [insert name]ball. Can't ascertain what it is about it...

No doubt your extensive research on this will have something to say on the matter.

Distressed of Chessington.

https://t.co/Qi5snSF0dg

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@FulhamFC @FootballCliches

Where to start...

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@England @FootballCliches @MattDaviesAdams

Help me process these photos...!

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@MattDaviesAdams "Early birthday present" klaxon! 🎁 🤣 @FootballCliches

The way the game panned out made it a football cliche gift horse! "...in on the act"

Great work yesterday Matt. I, for one, am very pleased your work has got fun again!

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@FootballCliches ...I don't know where to start here.

Can you "apply" a final blow?
Is it a final blow when the chase is mathematically possible?!

Surely this was crying out for "land a major blow..." or some sort of "dent"

Moving on, what in the world is an "icy cycle"?!

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@MattDaviesAdams Too much.

I was gone. 😪

My 5 year old, 10mins after... "Dad, will we ever move houses?"

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@Guymowbray you mentioned on MOTD2 this weekend that @ManCityPT had only been behind in the league for 4 minutes at home (prior to the Rashford wonder strike!).

Were Chelsea not infront at the Ethiad for a long period of time? @MotdBBC

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@FootballCliches Aston Villa vs Newcastle, the original ntl: fixture?!

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@MattDaviesAdams @AdamNewson Exactly this!

I only welled up in three of the episodes! Cricket caught me...! 😢

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@tsilva3 @ChelseaFC A face of calm and self belief, in the face of adversity...

@liam_twomey is the man for moments like this 😆

@MattDaviesAdams @SJohnsonSport

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@FootballCliches McCoist "make no mistake about it" count through the roof...! Love him

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@SOCobhamPod Oh no...

I fear a post pod interview containing "...the lads never really got going, to be honest. We'll be putting a big shift on the training ground tomorrow"

Banking on some overwhelming @SJohnsonSport positivity and @liam_twomey "largely" chat to redeem the delay!

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@MattDaviesAdams @SOCobhamPod I wish you guys could have seen his face when you mentioned Harry today on the pod! Thank you so much! Day made!

We were listening in the car having been on a tour of Wembley Stadium for his birthday! (He gave the Gooner tour guide all sorts of grief you'll be pleased to know!)

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@MattDaviesAdams you know you've won young hearts and minds when your 12 Days of Christmas makes it into my sons Birthday card!

Harry, an avid listener to @SOCobhamPod, turns 10 tomorrow! I know you don't do shout outs, but a birthday day mention would mean the world to him!

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@SOCobhamPod @MattDaviesAdams @liam_twomey @domfifield Hmm... @FootballCliches can a referee have a "body of work" as dubbed be Mr T on this pod?!

#TaylorYourMetaphor