Ben Auslander

quasi-human

[Ben Auslander @Ben_Auslander]

I have been permanently banned from Facebook.
I was not allowed to know the charges.
I was not permitted to defend myself in any way.

#fuckFB

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@ponto51 More than a year since we lost you, old sport. You won't be forgotten.

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@leoknyc777 @NoLieWithBTC Toby Keith tribute bands....

Stand up comedy by Mitch McConnell....

"The History of Pillows" lecture series by Mike Lindell....

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@ponto51 Damn, Allan, I already miss you . Farewell, my old friend. There will never be anyone like you again.

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@ponto51 Morphine, Gracie?

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@carogonza2 @ksorbs Has ANYONE?

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@Marmel Those jaywalkers better watch their backs!

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@Damaan4u33 Worst case of embalming I've ever seen.

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@KathrynMeissne2 @CalltoActivism 🤷‍♂️

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@KathrynMeissne2 @CalltoActivism Three of the best reasons ever to not have kids.

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@TMZ And that distinguishes him from any other crack addict in what way?

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@ponto51 "C'est ne pas une vache."

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@BettyBowers I have no problem with every MAGAt behind bars.

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@CalltoActivism As the MAGAts have said repeatedly, "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!"

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https://t.co/DvH5hBjYiu

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@AcornKtn @EllisTennyDOP Seriously. Why interfere with "god's will"?

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@bruce_steiner Weed and acid were replaced with Quaaludes and cocaine. It's all in the drugs.....

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@lib_gosnell It seems like the entire Midwest is in for some seriously stormy weather. I hope everybody takes care of themselves and their loved ones.

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@fireman452a He's going to blow his brains out.