Ben Brainard

27 // L.A. // Comedian // Actor // Florida Man
"The States Guy"

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How many bridges is too many bridges?

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@BorkWI Glad you like it!!

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Ever heard of call center Batman?

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I'll be touring all over the Eastern US next month, and I can't wait to meet so many of you!

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You can't leave Florida, it will find you

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Hi I'm Ben, I'm small.

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@einsteinmurray I am happy with this review. Thank you 😌

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If you're from Kansas City, I'm sorry

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When your local store decides to be brutally honest!

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Nascar in Chicago? Don't clap for them

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Make a Wish Timmy loves his taquitos

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Do not shake, OutKast lied to you

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@alfreds74427060 My therapist said it’s the complex trauma 😌

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Where are the moms at?

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Happy 4th. You’re welcome.

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Vidcon is one of the only times each year that I get to see so many of my friends I’ve made doing this internet stuff! I was exhausted the entire time, but if you asked me if I would wake up early and go for another 4 days, I would absolutely do it.

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Please. I’m begging. Just. Make fewer movies.

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A car smashed into the windows of the John Hancock Center in Chicago from the parking garage on the inside while Zach and I were walking around today.

Absolutely insane. I love this place.

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Silly bullets don’t scare me, I’m from Florida @drybarcomedy

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@drybarcomedy Upcoming Shows:

7/1 - Rosemont, IL - Zanies
7/16 - Milwaukee, WI - Improv
7/19 - Appleton, WI - Skyline Comedy Club
7/26 - Omaha, NE - Funny Bone
7/27 - Des Moines, IA - Funny Bone
8/6 - Buffalo, NY - Helium
8/8 - Syracuse, NY - Funny Bone
8/9 - Albany, NY - Funny Bone