Ben Carlson

frozen water sports enthusiast and iced coffee connoisseur | est. 1998 | Norwich ‘22

[Ben Carlson @Ben_Carlson35]

@MoutinhoKris making Massachusetts proud tonight #UFC264

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Again, an absolute avalanche of lying from Trump tonight.

[People for Bernie @People4Bernie]

So you say you’re saving racist statues because they’re historic, but bulldozing ancient sites and artifacts for pipelines is necessary.

[Ben Carlson @Ben_Carlson35]

So my girlfriend has 0+ blood and the @RedCross has been mislabeling it and sending it to people with A- blood, and i’m just curious what happened to the 4 people who got the wrong blood type

[Elite Prospects @eliteprospects]

While it is sad to announce his retirement on the very day he finally emerged from mediocrity, we’re very happy that Ben Zargaj made this day so much fun for us and others. Hockey community: haters may hate but you’re just... the best.

❤️❤️❤️

https://t.co/BHSJ1MerrH

[Ben Carlson @Ben_Carlson35]

i find it crazy that Rent-A-Center is a thing... like there’s really people out here getting their lamp repo’d cuz they couldn’t pay their bill for it

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Half as many children die from firearm injuries in states with strict gun control as opposed to states with loose gun laws, according to data maintained by the CDC.

[I don’t even exist fr @loccdawgg]

The fact that one of the victims pictures is a mugshot and the actual murderers has a fucking waterfall in the background speaks volumes

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

what on god’s green fucking earth https://t.co/OS9d7dhhy9

[Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray]

Democrats have made it clear that we DO NOT support using taxpayer dollars to pay for President Trump's wasteful wall.

I hope that the president works with us on actual solutions—and sets aside his threats to abuse his power and circumvent Congress if he doesn't get his way.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The greatest use of ref cam I’ve ever seen

[Kerry D’Ortenzio @KerryDeoz]

You better retweet this.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover https://t.co/axUkeOGp5w

[ｈｏｔ ｇａｍｅｒ ｓｅｘ @HotGamerSex]

YO WTF IS THIS SHIT

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

bees repeatedly
bumping into a me approaching
closed window the new year
🤜🤛
“maybe this time!”

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

them (not from new england) : it's a furniture store?

me: no, it's a complicated labyrinth that won't let you out until you've seen a movie, eaten ice cream in a construction site made entirely of jellybeans, and wandered through their showroom 5 times before you find the exit

[Chronica Lewinsky @GiggleSmokes]

J.K. Rowling is the first billionaire to fall off the Forbes billionaire list b/c of charitable giving. she said, "you have a moral responsibility when you've been given far more than you need, to do wise things with it & give intelligently."