ben grandy

Internet Idiot • If women don’t find you handsome. They should at least at least find you handy • Satire • Big/Dog

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

I can’t thank you enough for all you’ve done for me these last 6 years. I love you so much Shelby. You’ll never be forgotten. Until we meet again baby girl ❤️

All dogs go to heaven 🕊️🕊️

[Tyson ⚡️ @2PhuckedUp]

dude imagine trying to own someone by saying they haven't played sports and he replies with a video of him STRIKING OUT OHTANI 😭😭 I'm deleting everything and going off the grid

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

@bshah79 @john_smidt10 @MitchyGallo @TSN690 They have almost 40m in cap space next season

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

@bshah79 @john_smidt10 @MitchyGallo @TSN690 What’s the purpose of taking cheaper contracts if they aren’t going to spend it? They locked in the young core. They can spend on a big fish.

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Damn is this real!?!

[Arpon Basu @ArponBasu]

The Canadiens now have Suzuki, Caufield, Slafkovský, Dobson, Matheson, Guhle, Hutson and Demidov signed through at least 2030 at a total cap hit of $62.35 million.

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Under 9.5. Unbelievable

[Dan Milstein @HockeyAgent1]

Ivan Demidov. 9 seasons. Montreal Canadiens.

He is staying. Ivan Demidov has agreed to terms on an 8-year extension at $9.125M AAV. #GoHabsGo #WeAreGoldStar!

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Shit. Always a Hab. Love you Gally 😭

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

Les Canadiens ont échangé l’attaquant Brendan Gallagher aux Canucks de Vancouver en retour de considérations futures.

The Canadiens have traded forward Brendan Gallagher to the Vancouver Canucks in exchange for future considerations.

#GoHabsGo

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

If it’s so insane; why hasn’t Columbus taken the deal?

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Frank Seravalli: Re Kirill Marchenko/Canadiens offer: Don't know the pieces involved, but...the way that it's been framed to me has been, the Canadiens might look borderline insane for putting this deal on the table for Marchenko, that's how big...it is - Frankly Hockey (6/26)

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Carels couldn’t make to the draft because he was working on the farm. Love this guy

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

A real judge and a 3x AL MVP. What can’t this dog do?

[IB THE GAMBLER 🔌 @incarceratedbob]

#NHLRumors Canadiens and Ducks are still discussing what it would take to get deal done for McTavish.. price is still high as of now for #Habs liking - Flyers and Senators also heavily involved.

Montreal is listening on Kirby Darch so far (3 teams involved) still waiting on offers but that’s something to watch ..

Watch that #Stars Jason Robertson situation.. it’s complicated but 👀 stay alert Montreal

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Reporter: "No F-bombs please."

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?"

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Instructions are so stupid sometimes

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Find someone who loves you as much as Mike Commodore hates Mike Babcock

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Mike Commodore on @JasonGregor's show:

“Mike Babcock’s not an idiot. Connor and Leon are going to get treated like gold. It’s the 3rd and 4th liners, the 5-7 defensemen, the rookies, the arena staff, it’s people like that who are going to be abused.”

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Wembys been getting shots the entire playoffs. Hes just not backing down.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Let somebody put their hands on me like that. ... You have to respond. ... Look for multiple shots to be delivered to Wemby tonight in Game 4."

—@RealJayWilliams on Victor Wembanyama not receiving a flagrant foul for his shove to Jalen Brunson in Game 3 👀

[NHL @NHL]

TWICE AS NICE 🏆🏆 #NHLAwards

Nick Suzuki surprised Cole Caufield with the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy before Caufield surprised Suzuki with the Frank J. Selke Trophy. 😂

The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy is awarded for sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct and the Frank J.Selke Trophy is awarded to the top defensive forward.

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

@JOJOinMONTREAL @hab4lyf My wife’s a nurse and she HATES it 😂😂

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

If I cut myself at work, and you ask if I want a bandaid, and not electrical tape; get the hell off my job site.

[ben grandy @Ben_Grandy]

Is it easier to see people backing out or driving out?

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.