Ben Nimrod

Reluctant Misanthropist... Amused and confused by life's little ironies...

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@GetUpWithGod Jesus is just God's spin doctor...

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http://t.co/zDjo4R2F So US can extradite poor buggers from UK but it doesn't work the other way around. Who the hell signed that?

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Observation: Don't mean to offend anyone, but it's funny how you can often guess whether someone is from the US just from the profile pic.

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I can't believe people here still do this #FF nonsense... It's Saturday here now anyway. Go Away!!

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@Murial_Lennsesa Who cares? Bugger off!

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@DrJennifer If the Dalai Lama was as wise as is often claimed he would overcome the concept of enmity...

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Humanity: They game is up, you're social and economic institutions are defunct. What an opportunity to do something different...

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It's amusing watching these self serving statist politicians in Europe trying their best to appear as if they know what they're doing...

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Just looking thru some of my old 'tweets', christ I used to write a lot of crap!

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500 days on a trip to Mars, come back and the Earth has all gone to shit, send me back!!

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@royorbs3 Spiffing and you? I'm just back from the simulated trip to Mars, it was a bit cramped in there.

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Ugh, being followed by personal self help gurus, seo & social media experts, internet markets... Grrrrr....

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Ugh... Inconsiderate morons letting off bloody fireworks again outside. Shut up!!

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Perhaps I should bugger off a come back again in another couple of years...

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Oh dear, just as much mindless drivel in here as when I last looked.

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The Nimrod is back. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....

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@angelneptustar Boris has clearly been able to charm you where I have failed...

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We worry ourselves silly about crime, swine flu, recession... When we should worry about sitting on our arses while our lives slip away.

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Unmotivated at Work? Possibly due to the inescapable fact that some day you're gonna die and everything you do today could be irrelevant.

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@angelneptustar Perhaps we're entering a new era (post Big Brother on C4) where the public prefer substance to charm... Or perhaps not...