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I teach maritime history & environmental policy & sometimes I host a radio show. Twitter is an archive of my shitty takes that I periodically delete.

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@BostonsBuddha @bostonbased420 @OnlyInBOS baby wheel

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TNG had Ten Forward, DS9 had Quark's Bar, and Voyager had Neelix's weird cafeteria, but only the original Enterprise had a dispensary.

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Prodigy opening: you're on a prison planet with kids and robots in rebellion

Voyager opening: you're reading an intro card textsplaining the Maquis rebellion

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The best Star Trek pilot episodes are Enterprise and Prodigy.

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The Prodigy episode is only good because animated Kazons are awesome and because the Caitain kitty purred.

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@elissaben70 @KaraDiDomizio This is the first time I remember seeing what Starfleet folks wear under the uniform

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TIL the Good Place was neither good nor bad. It was just a Holodeck simulation on Voyager.

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@timklateriser @laterisersclub @wmbr Hope you and the family are doing alright.

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Fugazi really taking things in a new direction with this collab https://t.co/B2d74xxrmo

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@kathoderaytube @wmbr @laterisersclub thanks!

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@weirdlilguys There is nothing weird here. Everything is as it should be.

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@cakrolik "STEP 1: REMOVE your HAND. DO NOT place SEVERED HAND in BAG. Set it aside for later."

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@NickShepley @HannahJGascoyne This seems so familiar...

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@weirdlilguys MORe CATdS IN BoELz

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"It's like a group home for single people"

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I delete tweets

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@Chriss_Daryl @batgirl955 Do you live on planet Funkotron?