Tunes on in garden, got a beer, england in semi's, suns ahht, bbq soon to be fired up, our lass having a nap with aircon on full pelt.
Life couldnt be better!!!!
Some say the most iconic England World Cup photo is Pele and Bobby Moore swapping shirts. Others say it's Maradona's Hand of God. They're wrong... it's this. An England fan in Chelsea shorts, in 100-degree heat, absolutely walloping a journalist. 😂
Port Talbot’s blast furnaces are closed. 2,000 workers have paid the price.
The political class calls it climate progress.
But if steel is made in India instead of Britain, emissions haven’t disappeared they’ve just been outsourced.
UK gets poorer. The climate gets no benefit.
Diane Abbott, visiting a school. She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...
“You OK?” she says.
“Yes” he replied.
“You can go and play with the other kids” she responds.
“It's best I stay here” he replied.
“Why?” said Diane.
“Because I'm the goalkeeper” 😂😂😂
Catholics live in UK.
Protestants live in UK.
Jews live in UK.
Hindus live in UK.
Sikhs live in UK.
Atheists live in UK.
Jains live in UK.
Some Zoroastrians too.
But only one community ends up causing this.
And if you point that out, you Islamophobic.