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composer. possibly immortal.

[the lesser known fourth head of Cerberus @ethanrants_]

An entire Dune trilogy got filmed and released in this same timespan.

[scrinch mode @Ben_Scheuermann]

I was initially gonna type out

"Well now I want another Odyssey remake starring the Three Stooges."

And then I thought,

"Wait, that already exists. George Clooney's in it."

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Soy un creep

[scrinch mode @Ben_Scheuermann]

@thatssotraven1 fake

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

no babe, the dune chant music stays ON during sex

[Matthew @mouseloehr]

Watching this realizing I'm about to willingly buy a ticket to a Jared Leto movie

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[scrinch mode @Ben_Scheuermann]

they don't make em like this anymore.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Adam West and Frank Gorshin were once kicked out of an orgy because they refused to break character as Batman and the Riddler.

[scrinch mode @Ben_Scheuermann]

piss like butter, opps wish they could churn like me. y'all getting mimosa drunk well past brunchtime while I'm mainlining straight vinegar.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“Presidential candidate Robert Kennedy meets Hawk Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Comba-”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[scrinch mode @Ben_Scheuermann]

@drownedoutsense "You living in Central, but I'm in 7/8 at 154 bpm."

[scrinch mode @Ben_Scheuermann]

@drownedoutsense There is...Coconut Jucifer? I will ship you a pack of hard spiced root beer from a local brewery out here if you ship me a pack of this.

[scrinch mode @Ben_Scheuermann]

....yes, I think I will.