Ben Stevenot

“Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff it does, the more Socialister it is” -carl Marc

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

I would like to thank the 31 colleges that told me the fafsa is now available to file. I don’t know what I’d have done with without you all.

[ryan schocket @RyanSchocket]

The panic in Colton Underwood... every gay has felt this

[Acyn @Acyn]

How did I miss this

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

@catsommer7 He giving you some VICIOUS side-eye

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

@jared42 @glaser_holly @DPWIMM @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity @LouDobbs Wait, I thought the point was he wasn’t a politician

[AJR @AJRBrothers]

Getting really good at forgetting things

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

There’s no need to panic, Corona is just a natural market response to the impending Social Security crisis.
Covid-19:
invisible
Hand of the free market:
invisible

Fear not free actors, the system will correct itself.
#BoomerRemover

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

Like not having to worry about that shit is goddamn amazing. I remember b4 I realized I was gay I was constantly asking myself if it was ok that I was in show choir. Just being able to say “fuck it” is freeing as hell, and it sucks y’all can’t really do that w/o getting shit on

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

Never really thought about it before but Im actually kinda lucky to be gay
Like maybe there’s transient threats (getting beat up/yelled at by someone), but straight guys are faced with an exhausting, damaging pressure to act certain ways in every part of their lives, 24/7. F that

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

@em_messy @charleschignell How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

@em_messy @charleschignell I can’t even imagine the stress

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

@jacknord6 I thought it was:
Easy come; easy go; will you let me go?
“WE WILL NOT NOoOoO.” “We will not let you go”
So I’m with you there

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

The least convincing part of Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) is that the jerk label guy was able to tell they were yelling “Bismillah” in the opera section of bohemian rhapsody after just one listen. I literally didn’t know what they were saying until I watched him say it in the movie

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

I don’t even know what the turtle fact is anymore so we can cross that off the second list too

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

Just found this in my drafts and it’ll never be topical again so here it is now:

Things my brain can’t remember:
❌ AP Euro dates quizzes
❌How math works
Things my brain CAN remember:
✅Every lyric to Lin-Manuel Mirandas hit Broadway musical Hamilton
✅A fun fact about turtles

[Ben Stevenot @Ben_Stevenot]

I’ve listened to so much Portugal. The Man that I can actually understand what they’re saying about 50% of the time now.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

i absolutely wasted today!! nothing was accomplished!! thank you & good night!!