Ben Willbond Tweets Translated

Idiot without borders. Translating any tweets that leave us befuddled… if I can. Please tell me if I get anything wrong!

[Ashdon🍊 @ashdon_310]

@howellslesbians my dan and phil and my danisnotonfire and amazing phil

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Huh?

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Come along if you’d like 🙇

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@usern4m3t4ken Literally forced to move to blue sky Ben I don’t have the storage for this

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@chipmunkaisha Deffo permanent - his account is deleted I’m pretty sure

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Chat. Do I get bluesky as well to translate…

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@RachelCDailey PSA - he’s just carrying on the joke in the next two tweets guys he isn’t ACTUALLY drinking ten litres of water for his runs I PROMISE

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Hello all. I heard your pleas.

Basically - the fireworks, SUPPOSEDLY for bonfire night, are creeping increasingly further from November 5th. He likens this to how water bottles at the gym are becoming bigger and harder to lift than the actual dumbbells.
Conspiracy? I think not.

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@aliyahbeans420 Flexing my translation muscles 😭 I’d fallen out of practice. Glad to help

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@dickedinthenob I’m glad he’s back and complaining - we missed you Ben pops

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Ben willbond/ The Captain endorses Slutdropping at ANY possible moment !

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He forgot his password and all the ways to recover it are useless. He’s frustrated and at his TETHER.

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@tr1stanfarnon Me too

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He forgor 💀

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@collywobbles58 Pardon?

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I cannot translate why he retweeted this so many years after it was posted.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

a pigeon at pride

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@vinn_ayy No sorry, dw! I’m a stupid joke account for Ben willbond’s tweets cos they’re kinda ambiguous - I love your content :))

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@Liv012882252075 @Lesbians4Kittyy He was tweeting during the strike which I chose not to do.

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@Lesbians4Kittyy Willbond is back from his hiatus so am I 😎
Just didn’t want to translate during the strike

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@vexmybeloved_ @soppybitorag Being at Lego Land = wanting to know the ins and outs of modern capitalism and its many pitfalls