Ben Troyer

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@OnyxOdds bktroyer

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@sjosepedrozo @SunlessKhan Put me in, coach!

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@SunlessKhan @Lethamyr_RL What a missed opportunity to make Choux pastry. (Pronounced shoe)

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@SunlessKhan @gochomps What a sellout. Smh

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Just sing the national anthem. Don’t rewrite the music. Don’t show off your vocal runs. It should stroke your ego enough that you’ve been chosen to perform at the super bowl. Stop making the national anthem an opportunity to show off. Just sing it as it is.

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@SunlessKhan Take a break and come back to it 3-4 hours later.

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“EZ git gud” - Biden, probably

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@ty14young Damn. Oh well. I'll check back in 4 more years.

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Dusting off my twitter account... anyone still here?

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@TimHowardGK

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Breaking news: anything said under the umbrella of "locker room talk" is totally fine, no matter how offensive.

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Donald Trump ignoring the questions already.

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"This country is great because we're good." -Hillary Clinton

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#Official

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Since my last tweet, I.......
-Graduated from college
-Got a grown-up job
-Moved into my own house
-Got married

#IForgetHowToHashtag

[Cuban @sjosepedrozo]

5 weeks until #RockBand4 comes out. Can't come soon enough @Ben_Troyer @ty14young @JoshPedrozo #RustyBologna

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Game over #USWNT

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#CajigasSMLL

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@TheWididdy22 @CBoreman23 @sjosepedrozo especially grammar