Ben Miller

sloppy as a soup sandwich

[george @StokeyyG2]

A bloke in Ireland dug a hole on the beach with a kids spade and the news are reporting on it as a ‘cosmic event’ 😭😭�

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

unbelievable

[Paul Found @PaulFound17]

'A cannibal once took my girlfriend to see a Russell Crowe film'

'Gladiator?'

'No, I really miss her'

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Genie: What is your final wish?

Boy: I wish I were you.

Genue: weurd but alrught.

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

Flight attendant: “Any doctors on this flight?”

Dad: “That could’ve been you, son”

Son: “Not now dad”

Dad: “Not asking for a drum n bass DJ are they?”

Son: “Not funny. It’s a medical emergency”

Dad: “Play a liquid drum n bass mix on your iPhone and see if it helps”

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

The first audio of Chris Pratt voicing Mario in the animated Super Mario Bros. movie has been released

The film hits theaters in April, 2023

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Well this was unexpected

[adult swim @adultswim]

This could have been avoided

[Steve @thahumorguy]

my girl angry i havent replied to her selfie yet. hold on shawty im tryna figure out how to spell georges 😭😭

[Louis @_louiswilliamss]

Craig seeing this tweet

[Scouse_Ma @Scouse_ma]

🤣🤣🤣 what the hell

[Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras @MusicalChaotic]

Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about

My brain at any given moment:

[Heavyweight Thanos @FinalXNotices]

One of the worst lines in boxing history

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from 'Bin Weevils'

[Rodrigo Fernandes @jbanguela]

Um clássico do cinema independente! https://t.co/AuZorxY4ZT

[joe @joearmstronnnng]

you’ll never guess what this conversation started out as