Bena F.C.

Official Twitter page of Bena F.C. Currently competing in the Powerleauge, Slough 7-a-side league

[Bena F.C. @BenaFC3]

🍇 RESULTS 🍇

Huge 9-1 W last night. Cracking performance full of bena.

MOTM: @mann97_luke @bwhart24 another joint performance full of goals. Keeper had so many balls flying his way he must’ve felt like Mia Khalifa.

DOTD: @owenharding_ necked 3 pints and sprained his ankle.

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🍇 LINEUP 🍇

Took a fat L last week and we’re fuming, still got our heads high for this evening.

MOTM from last week: @toby_crouch @Harry46796209 double man of the match. Cutting through defenders like a knife through warm butter.

DOTD: @bwhart24. Obviously.

LETS GO BENA⚽️

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@owenharding_ You know the winning formula 🍇💪🏻

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🍇 LINEUP 🍇

Here’s how the mighty Bena will line up tonight for our 19:00pm kick off.

Strong attack with a solid defence should hopefully provide us that big W.

The bench is as equally strong as it is heavy with @thaonrich & @Tomcook03 ready to swap in.

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🍇 BENA RETURNS 🍇

Warm up game 12/02 and got the W. Back into a league next week, ready for action! ⚽️

MOTM: Toby Crouch 🍔
Dominated every position like an escort with a lonely millionaire

DOTD: Brad Hart 🤥
Ironing board with no legs would have been better at centre back

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@owenharding_ Incredible form. Peak athlete. Would fit right in here at Bena FC.

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After 2 Bollockless weeks we were back at it and full of bena coming away with a 3-1 W

MOTM - @bwhart24 debut game and slotted a hatty. Last time I clocked someone score 3 times that quickly was round the back of the local Co-op

DOTD: @terryfinnigan1 great chances. None taken.

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@RibenaUK Hello bena team. Have a butchers at our 6 a-side team. Entirely based off your delicious beverage. Chuck a sponsor our way would ya? xo

Bena. Plenty.

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@Dekunutsss Drink bena

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League cancelled on us last night. So no game for bena F.C. we’re fuming beyond belief. Total lack of minerals.

But we’re keeping our heads straight ready for next week.

Bena. Gallons.

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@owenharding_ Lack of bena from the entire squad and management.

Vitamins. Needed.

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@RibenaUK please sponsor us. We chop bena daily.

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Within 24 hours Twitter locked our account but gave it back as soon as we were on the case. Bollockless.

Anyway, we’re sitting more comfortably than a biggun at a buffet at 3rd in the table.

Come on the bena! 🍇⚽️

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@Tomcook03 @amberconlon__ @Harry46796209 @owenharding_ She keeps it schtum.

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Bena F.C. 1-1 Steamers F.C.

Debut game and came away with a point. Bosh. ⚽️

MOM: @Harry46796209
Dominated the midfield. Ain’t seen a man move like that since Robbie Williams in the Rock DJ music video.

DOTD: @owenharding_
Turned up late. No bena. No bollocks.

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@RibenaUK have a fucking butchers would ya?

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@amberconlon__ @Harry46796209 @owenharding_ @Tomcook03 Lot of bollocks on this bird