Some comic relief.
Wasapere Ol Kalou wanapewa cooking gases and massive household shopping
Sing praises, take the gases home and come election vote whoever they want.
Then kuna Waluhyia.
Wananunuliwa madiaba na mkate na kupewa 50 bob. Enough to vote who the madiaba sponsor wants.
Limbukeni!!
Be wise!!
Cc: Dr Orwaru of Facebook.
You're actually not broke; you're just facing life without Daddy's money, rich relatives, connections, or selling your body. You're such a great person, standing strong in the storm.
Early returns are showing the UDA candidate in the Ol Kalou by election getting between 11 to 13% of the votes...a disaster of the Titanic proportions for the ruling party. Is tonight the night of the long knives for Deputy President Prof Kithure Kindiki? Is his position as President Ruto's running mate come 2027 no longer tenable?
Dear Eric Wamumbi,
Donβt defend your Mathira MP seat in 2027. Save your money and your timeβbecause the same wrath is coming, no matter what you try. Riggy G is already doing press ups.
Thank me later.
Dear God, we thank You for this new day. Thank You for the gift of life, Your grace and protection. Guide our steps, bless the work of our hands, and grant us wisdom, peace and favour throughout this day. π
Good morning, great people π! As you step out today, please remember that your goal is to do well, not to convince other people that you're doing well.
Patients hukuanga na hopes sana.
I pray all sick people get discharged home alive.
Real and genuine prayers in hospital wards.
This government should make health their first priority.
If heath is well funded, Kenya would be the most productive country in the world.
A governor can't release drugs worth 200k for a level 5 hospital then he wants to be praised.
Ngumu.
Ruiru to Nairobi CBD in 9 minutes , that's roughly 25 km so they were moving at a speed of about 166 km/h. That's dangerous, but I know they missed a message on the NTSA portal.
Dear God,
Thank You for the blessing of a new day. Thank You for the strength to begin again and for the countless ways You continue to show us Your love. We do not take Your goodness for granted, and we are grateful for Your faithfulness in every season.
Lord, we commit this day into Your hands. Order our steps, direct our decisions, and help us to walk in wisdom and humility. Let Your favor surround us, and may Your grace be sufficient for every assignment before us.
Father, protect us wherever we go. Keep us and our loved ones safe from harm, guide us through every challenge, and cover us with Your peace. May the work of our hands be fruitful, and may every opportunity that comes our way align with Your perfect will.
We trust You with this day and with everything it holds. May Your will be done in our lives, and may Your name be glorified in all that we do.
In Jesus' name, we pray