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- Art Blog. Follow me there. Here is just a depressed man complaining about trivial things.

Commissions: Soon, check my art blog

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Listen, I'm really proud of this. This is my new son, I'll talk about him forever. Highly dateable. 10/10, will read dainty novels in this form and will always make your tea exactly how you like it.

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

Berino's monster form was bothering me. Needed to be cleaner, more... sinewy! He might be a bit spooky, but he's a kind butler lad. ... I make very weird characters, I know. #dnd #dndart

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@Poly_N_Nervous He is! He used to be on Argent Dawn EU years ago. But I moved him. That place is stinky.

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my old goat got beefy

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

That'll do for now. Good enough to go on Davir's TRP. I'll finish this once I'm done with my current commission batch.

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

🎨Commissions Open!
Offering 5 slots for Crimmus

⭐️Headshots
Single Character
+ Simpler Style $90 (£80)
+ Painted $150 (£125)

⭐️Full Body
Single Character
+ Simpler Style $160 (£135)
+ Painted $210 (£175)
+ Character Design $275 (£230)

📰Google form: https://t.co/Ad0GqxD0dV

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Since everyone's doing it. https://t.co/j3C5ZhiAoo

I don't plan to be very socially active on there due to personal reasons, but if so many of my clients bugger off to another site, I kind of need to be visible.

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

I think that's enough for one outfit lineup. Farabu got drafted into the shadowy cool kids club but it doesn't make him any less of a sluggy dweeb.

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

Finally finished with all my travelling for the year. My slots are open indefinitely, but I need to keep things at a steady level. So!

I'm offering 5 slots for my latest batch. Grab 'em while they're hot. (Haha, they're always hot. ;D )

https://t.co/V7D93GkWFp

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

What's this? #DnDcharacter trending again? All right, here's only a few of mine!

I play a lot of DnD...

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

And you know what, just because I can.

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

Headshot for @Cassie_Wyper of Ambrose Sirenccini de la Sarvos. The Prince of our carta at #EmpireLARP

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

Okay he's finished! My mortician Alessio Sognatore von Temeschwar at #EmpireLARP ready to service the recently departed of Anvil and run the Imperial House of Passing (IHOP)

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

In dire need to be able to pay rent next week, so I'm opening 10 slots.

Headshots
Single Character
+ Simpler Style $90 (£80)
+ Painted $150 (£125)

Full Body
Single Character
+ Simpler Style $160 (£135)
+ Painted $210 (£175)

Msg me if interested or fill out my form below.

[Vlartist (Void Slug Artist) @VaughanClowes]

My boy Farabu. A primordial prince of drama.

🐌🌌👿

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I've been away a long time. Here's some stuff I've been doing since then. I get paid to make pretty things now.

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@Hypetaph Where my "being eaten from the inside of my skull by my mindflayer girlfriend" ASMR at tho

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So, on my search for monster references, I stumbled upon... something.

Apparently, there is a whole ASMR sub genre dedicated to... being caught in drider... webs?

I just wanted to see the new baldur's gate model.

There are so many of these things.

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Weirdly specific, but also surprisingly popular given thr view counts.

Maybe I should get rich off of moaning and making squelchy bug noises.

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The thumbnails alone tell me all I need to know... I don't think I need I need to put my ears through "{moans and chittering}"

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Honestly...

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And people wonder why I'm so cranky...

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Just so like... people have a vague understanding of what I go through...

Imagine that there's a needle. A tiny one. Under your eyelid. Near the corner. Every time I blink. Or look at an even mildly bright light, that needle goes right into my eye.

That is my life. Every day.

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And just to make sure you don't get used to the pain. It will stop for a short while, randomly. Just leaving a mild burning sensation.

Then you have to blink and it starts all over again.