BenchwarmerMIZ

Tweets are opinions of my own, and my opinions are never wrong. #STP #MIZ

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@jackrritt

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If you want a free bet tonight, I am 0-11 attending @Cardinals games.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: ESPN FPI ahead of the 2026 College Football Season📈📉

https://t.co/eBlbLW0t1y

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NCAAF Head Coach of the 2026-27 National Champions

[CousinShane @SECcousinShane]

If you had no idea who this was… what would you guess he does for a living?

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One of the hardest decisions in life is deciding what to cash your Zyn rewards in for. Any advice would be appreciated.

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star IOL Kyler Kuhn has Committed to Missouri, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’3 290 IOL chose the Tigers over Nebraska and Iowa

“True Son. Thank you Jesus!”

https://t.co/XLIAcR21F9

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star RB Kingston Miles has Flipped his Commitment from Auburn to Missouri, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’1 200 RB had been Committed to the Tigers since June 1st

“Tiger nation I’m home🐯!! #MIZ”

https://t.co/iIemTIN3zH

[Andy GatesWitz @trenton0115]

Tuff

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College football is ruleless. If your injunction is denied don’t fret, just keep going back to court until it is approved.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.

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@ToddRoberts1993 Mr. Todd,

No update in the last 9 hours. Are you alive and well?

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

A statement from Mizzou Athletics on Ahmad Hardy

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The Kentucky Derby is the Amish’s version of the Daytona 500.

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I did undergrad at MoState, and can attest that Springfield is a polished turd. Believe me when I say that nothing “special” is happening there.

[Dr. Zarko The Bear @Zarko563048]

@JacobCersosimo @KMOV @MatrixMidwest Born and raised in STL. Did undergrad at Mizzou and Masters at MoState. Way better value in Springfield and feels like something special is happening there with the athletics program.

[Transfer Portal @TransferPortal]

BREAKING: Kansas transfer forward Bryson Tiller has committed to Missouri🐯

Read: https://t.co/WEM0Ffwjtg

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

New date for the Border Showdown 🗓️

#TheMizzouWay

[Mizzou Baseball @MizzouBaseball]

BIG TUESDAY W 😤

#MizzouNOW

[Mizzou Baseball @MizzouBaseball]

Game one belongs to the Tigers ✅

#MizzouNOW

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@MaggieLJohnson Pibb > Dr. Pepper

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Tyler Tanner is so easy to root for.