Benderprocess

I say inappropriate things at appropriate times

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Alone in my car, while experiencing road rage, I have said way wwaayy worse things about people with "Disabled Veteran" license plates than I could ever fathom saying about anyone belonging to a protected class

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Josh Hokit: Alex Pereira, I want to Shama on your mama
🦗*crickets*🦗
Also Josh Hokit: Michelle Obama is a MAN
*🔥manufactured liberal outrage at the highest level🔥*

Apparently nobody cares about Mama Pereira...shame...

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

"Michelle Obama is a man" wasn't even the worst thing Josh Hokit said in his post-fight promo.

Where is all the outrage on behalf of Alex Pereira's mother?

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Donald Trump salutes like a faggot

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Legend. At this point, if you're a Rod Stewart fan and haven't seen him in concert, that's on you

[New York Post @nypost]

Outrage as Rod Stewart seen drinking at Scotland game - after canceling CA show just 40 minutes before it began https://t.co/tpDtEoan0Y

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

In the Finals, the Knicks were like Bill Cosby, because every time I fell asleep, they came from behind

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

All these stories about camaraderie and happiness between soccer fans during the World Cup...but there's a game scheduled in Philadelphia tomorrow, so expect that shit to end

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

This guy is part Conor McGregor, part Andy Kaufman and it's really starting to grow on me

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

Josh Hokit just THREW UP ON HIMSELF during his weigh in 😭

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

@JamesSurowiecki Because he's a rep-shaving, corner-cutting pussy. If he was barely missing extension, I'd say it was an injury or age. But he is closer to doing "nothing" than he is a full rep

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Team USA in 4!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Me, who doesn't know, or really give a shit about the World Cup but likes associating world dominance and military strength with the most basic children's sport

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Kinda sad that during Pride Month, Team USA beat a team called Pair-o-gay

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

@mikerecine Does Guy Fieri not properly season?

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

If I was Karmelo Anthony's lawyer, he'd be found innocent because I would have used the "Is it Cake?" Defense.

"Your honor, my client only stabbed Austin Metcalf multiple times because he thought he was cake".

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

"There's always next year" - A Raiders' Fan talking about their favorite team AND Henry Ruggs' cell mate trying to be comforting about his parole denial.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Raiders wide receiver Henry Ruggs was denied parole nearly five years after killing a woman in a car crash in Las Vegas, the Nevada Board of Parole Commissioners ruled Thursday.

https://t.co/Na6KpHlyun

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Wemby's French. He's used to surrendering

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

There hasn't been a collapse like that in New York since 9/11 #FinalsGame4

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Damn Spurs, I haven't seen someone in New York choke like that since Eric Garner

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

@sam_gzstrength 3) The Full Send

*tightens belt an extra pull* "I'm fine. Let's fucking do this"

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

This dude's favorite restaurant in Albuquerque is El Pinto

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Josh Hokit was wilding at media day today 😭

"These tortas be so big, last Christmas I took a picture of this torta, and the picture's still being printed dog."

(via @IratiPratSC)

[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

Travis Kelce is going to be so excited when Taylor tells him she got Buzz and Woody's autograph..."DUDE, NO WAY!! So like, did you actually get to see them come to life? Or did you have to leave the tape in the room, and they signed it once you were gone?

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

Taylor Swift brought a Toy Story VHS to the Toy Story 5 red carpet to get it autographed by the cast 🥹